Brr... I'm going to bed.
I WAS going to take a picture of my fucking solar plexus, but NOOOO! It just HAD to be moody! I wish it would HEAL!
I start cosmetology school August 8th!!
I miss Mike.
It's my fat week, so I'm eating/looking like a cow.
I NEED sex.
I NEED a hug from my boyfriend more, though.
The oil in my car needs changed.
I need a new car.
I'm currently obsessed with Arizona Tea.
I'm also currently obsessed (again) with Circa Survive.
I have the weekend off!
I need to get ahold of Nicole to reschedule our lunch date.
I miss that bitch.
I've been REALLY fucking thirsty for the past 2 days and I don't know why.
I'm STILL trying to motivate myself to clean my room.
I still need to have a fucking rummage sale.
I'm freezing fucking cold.
I'm sleepy as hell.
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (I need a hug from Mike.)
× I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books. (I'm a big fucking nerd.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
× I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana. (And it doesn't get me high like it does EVERYONE ELSE.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Chicks fucking with their shoes on are HOT!)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Fuck all that noise.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes my ass...)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (It should be razorblade. Razor sounds silly.)
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (Rain is the shit!)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Thank you Bipolar!)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi.
✓ I talk really, really fast. (When I'm manic.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I could survive, but I probably wouldn't answer the phone very often.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (Better than I ever have before.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (BIPOLAR)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
✓ I slept with a roommate. (Yes, SLEPT. Not SEXED.)
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (And fucked someone of the same sex.)
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (How about no pants?)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Who the fuck says mobile phone?)
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone. (A LOT.)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
× I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Does a Depends on a mentally handicapped woman count?)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (HAHAHAHA)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (Or 15)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (I drink as much as I can and Dr. Phil says I'm a drug addict.)
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Bluegrass & OLD country music. You know, when it still sounded like country music.)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (And get to dress like a whore and meet your boyfriend at a bar!)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
✓ I am punk rockish. (Fuck the 'ish.' Bitch, I AM punk rock.)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (I like little boys.)
✓ I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s). (Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy rockin' everywhere!)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (For the most part anyway...)
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. (Lip, Solar Plexus.)
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Like cosmotology school, and not killing myself before I'm 30.)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro.
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (They make me happy!)
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
× I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Ridden.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (And NO ONE had better EVER publish them.)
✓ I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Sometimes, but it doesn't work.)
× I wear a toe ring.
✓ I have a tattoo. (Or 5.)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Or I only like at LEAST one person.)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (They would all be slow, gruesome deaths.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (How about beer? I hate wine!)
✓ I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (I did when I was little. Now it's just my main teddy bear Happy!.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
✓ I have terrible teeth. (BUTTER.)
✓ I hate my toes. (I hate ANY toes.)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
✓ I smoke. (Pole.)
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (And I'm kind of glad for that.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (But don't tell anyone; it'll ruin my street cred.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Only the gun I shoot.)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (People can go fuck themselves.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Only strip Monopoly.)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (I'm a crazy bitch!)
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Right now it's drinking tea.)
✓ I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Fuck yeah!)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Last time I was manic, it was green Orbit gum.)
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (I kill huge drama queens.)
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Oh wait... sometimes I think he has already.)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Most of the time. I can be insecure.)
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Most of the time.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Who hasn't?)
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Too many times to remember.)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (Most people can go to hell.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (And break out into hives. Unless, of course, it's sex.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest.
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (3 kidneys, bitch!)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (Not danced... and not dozens...)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Bisexuals are just greedy.)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (YAY mental illness!!)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (What the hell?)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (When I lived in Muncie I did that.)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Story of my life.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (If they're not my friends. And even once in a while when they're my friends.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (If I had the body, I'd probably do it at least once.)
× I don't like to chew gum. (Every piece of gum I chew, I swallow. I'm a good woman; I swallow.)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (I'm always THAT idiot you see in the parking lot.)
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Now I have the adult angst thing.)
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
✓ I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Idris is hot.)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (More times than I can count.)
✓ I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (And I drink like a good irish girl should!)
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (Hahahaha... ADD.)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Fuck regret.)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded. (HA)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (And it works every time.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (Most of the time. But sometimes it works in the opposite way, too.)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
× I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love. (NOT TRUE!)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (That would taste like shit.)
I start cosmetology school August 8th!!
I miss Mike.
It's my fat week, so I'm eating/looking like a cow.
I NEED sex.
I NEED a hug from my boyfriend more, though.
The oil in my car needs changed.
I need a new car.
I'm currently obsessed with Arizona Tea.
I'm also currently obsessed (again) with Circa Survive.
I have the weekend off!
I need to get ahold of Nicole to reschedule our lunch date.
I miss that bitch.
I've been REALLY fucking thirsty for the past 2 days and I don't know why.
I'm STILL trying to motivate myself to clean my room.
I still need to have a fucking rummage sale.
I'm freezing fucking cold.
I'm sleepy as hell.
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (I need a hug from Mike.)
× I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books. (I'm a big fucking nerd.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
× I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana. (And it doesn't get me high like it does EVERYONE ELSE.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Chicks fucking with their shoes on are HOT!)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Fuck all that noise.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes my ass...)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (It should be razorblade. Razor sounds silly.)
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (Rain is the shit!)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Thank you Bipolar!)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi.
✓ I talk really, really fast. (When I'm manic.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I could survive, but I probably wouldn't answer the phone very often.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (Better than I ever have before.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (BIPOLAR)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
✓ I slept with a roommate. (Yes, SLEPT. Not SEXED.)
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (And fucked someone of the same sex.)
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (How about no pants?)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Who the fuck says mobile phone?)
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone. (A LOT.)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
× I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Does a Depends on a mentally handicapped woman count?)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (HAHAHAHA)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (Or 15)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (I drink as much as I can and Dr. Phil says I'm a drug addict.)
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Bluegrass & OLD country music. You know, when it still sounded like country music.)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (And get to dress like a whore and meet your boyfriend at a bar!)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
✓ I am punk rockish. (Fuck the 'ish.' Bitch, I AM punk rock.)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (I like little boys.)
✓ I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s). (Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy rockin' everywhere!)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (For the most part anyway...)
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. (Lip, Solar Plexus.)
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Like cosmotology school, and not killing myself before I'm 30.)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro.
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (They make me happy!)
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
× I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Ridden.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (And NO ONE had better EVER publish them.)
✓ I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Sometimes, but it doesn't work.)
× I wear a toe ring.
✓ I have a tattoo. (Or 5.)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Or I only like at LEAST one person.)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (They would all be slow, gruesome deaths.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (How about beer? I hate wine!)
✓ I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (I did when I was little. Now it's just my main teddy bear Happy!.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
✓ I have terrible teeth. (BUTTER.)
✓ I hate my toes. (I hate ANY toes.)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
✓ I smoke. (Pole.)
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (And I'm kind of glad for that.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (But don't tell anyone; it'll ruin my street cred.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Only the gun I shoot.)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (People can go fuck themselves.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Only strip Monopoly.)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (I'm a crazy bitch!)
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Right now it's drinking tea.)
✓ I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Fuck yeah!)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Last time I was manic, it was green Orbit gum.)
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (I kill huge drama queens.)
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Oh wait... sometimes I think he has already.)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Most of the time. I can be insecure.)
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Most of the time.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Who hasn't?)
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Too many times to remember.)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (Most people can go to hell.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (And break out into hives. Unless, of course, it's sex.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest.
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (3 kidneys, bitch!)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (Not danced... and not dozens...)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Bisexuals are just greedy.)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (YAY mental illness!!)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (What the hell?)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (When I lived in Muncie I did that.)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Story of my life.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (If they're not my friends. And even once in a while when they're my friends.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (If I had the body, I'd probably do it at least once.)
× I don't like to chew gum. (Every piece of gum I chew, I swallow. I'm a good woman; I swallow.)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (I'm always THAT idiot you see in the parking lot.)
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Now I have the adult angst thing.)
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
✓ I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Idris is hot.)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (More times than I can count.)
✓ I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (And I drink like a good irish girl should!)
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (Hahahaha... ADD.)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Fuck regret.)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded. (HA)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (And it works every time.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (Most of the time. But sometimes it works in the opposite way, too.)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
× I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love. (NOT TRUE!)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (That would taste like shit.)