Hooray! And then Not Hooray!
The Hooray: So I got to hang out with the ol' Jason Chambers this weekend. And as much as he thinks he bored the shit out of me, he didn't. I had a good time whether he thinks I did or not. I mean, really, how can someone be bored when the Gremlins are on TV?
And, Jason, you know, maybe you WERE boring. Just thank God I was good and sauced so I won't remember that. ;-) Oh yes, and thanks for the uncooked pasta; it was DELICIOUS.
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The NOT Hooray: My car ran out of oil; I had to leave my wallet at a gas station so I could use the oil, then go get money. After that, I got lost. Then I got lost again. As I've said many times before, "I AM the epitome of the stereotypical 'woman driver,'" and no matter how good the directions are, inevitably I WILL fuck SOMETHING up.
My car ran out of oil, I got lost, then got lost again, THEN I was late for work, THEEEENNN I got sick.
My stomach has been cramping, and earlier I felt like I was going to puke a few times. OH GOOD! I LOVE THAT FEELING! I've been laying on the couch watching TV, and eating soup and jello all night. WOO! Heh, a little while ago I felt better and I had sex with myself, so I guess that's another one for the Hooray category. But I felt like shit before and after, so maybe that just cancels it out all together... DAMN IT!
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ANYWAY... I enjoyed seeing Jason, and I'm currently NOT enjoying feeling like poo. If my mom weren't already asleep (because of the crazy hours she's had to keep with the sick puppies), I'd go curl up next to her and make her pet my hair.
I'm going to go to bed now, and maybe pet my own hair.
And, Jason, you know, maybe you WERE boring. Just thank God I was good and sauced so I won't remember that. ;-) Oh yes, and thanks for the uncooked pasta; it was DELICIOUS.
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The NOT Hooray: My car ran out of oil; I had to leave my wallet at a gas station so I could use the oil, then go get money. After that, I got lost. Then I got lost again. As I've said many times before, "I AM the epitome of the stereotypical 'woman driver,'" and no matter how good the directions are, inevitably I WILL fuck SOMETHING up.
My car ran out of oil, I got lost, then got lost again, THEN I was late for work, THEEEENNN I got sick.
My stomach has been cramping, and earlier I felt like I was going to puke a few times. OH GOOD! I LOVE THAT FEELING! I've been laying on the couch watching TV, and eating soup and jello all night. WOO! Heh, a little while ago I felt better and I had sex with myself, so I guess that's another one for the Hooray category. But I felt like shit before and after, so maybe that just cancels it out all together... DAMN IT!
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ANYWAY... I enjoyed seeing Jason, and I'm currently NOT enjoying feeling like poo. If my mom weren't already asleep (because of the crazy hours she's had to keep with the sick puppies), I'd go curl up next to her and make her pet my hair.
I'm going to go to bed now, and maybe pet my own hair.