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[mayhemmonkey]

Hello friends. The Oscars were quite boring this year. I'm a huge fan of John Stewart but you know that they had a leash around him all night. I would have really loved to see him let loose. Me and my friend made a bet that the first one between us to win an Oscar has to do their acceptence speech in their boxers. All I have to say is ....bring it

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[angriest_girl]

I can't think of a song - I am a terrible, terrible singer and I'm not that much into music, really.

Lauren Bacall is still alive? I thought she died a couple of years ago.

[ultra_lilac]

She did. That's why she was such a poor choice to give Oscar speaches
Repeating "brainnnnns" may be a respected zombie tradition, but it doesn't really encapsulate the mood early 21st movie industry in a pithy manner.

[mayhemmonkey]

C'mon now sweet thing. You grew up in the 80's just like me. You have to have one song that you would sing at the top of your lungs regardelss of your voice ( which I bet is nice ) :)

[angriest_girl]

Well, if I had to pick one it probably wouldn't be something from the eighties - it would be a Doris Day song most likely. Something from Calamity Jane or The Pajama Game. There once was a maaaaaaan who loved a womaaaaaaaaan....

I have a nice speaking voice, but my singing could kill a brown dog. I kid you not.

[mayhemmonkey]

I bet your singing voice is as every bit as lovely as your speaking voice ( which I really I wish I could listen to but cannot due to the fact that my computer is being a....oh what do you call it....ah yes! A TWAT!

Now c'mon , join me in a drunken rendition of "Take on me"....one of the best songs....ever!!!!

*listening to Aha at full blast while dancing madly around the room*

Extends hand out* Join Me!

[angriest_girl]

Talking away
I don't know what I'm to saaaaay
I'll say it anyway
Today's another daaaaaay to find you
Shyin' away -

And so on. I have forgotten the words. But good choice, Jim. Best 80s song ever! Now it will be in my head all night. ;-)

[mayhemmonkey]

*swoons* A woman that knows the words to "Take on Me" and can appreciate it's greatness? You have to marry me this very moment...I know we live thousands of miles apart but dammit I know we can make this work! ;)

I know this is odd to mention but I am listening to The Beach Boys at the moment....

[angriest_girl]

Well, I was already to accept your internet hand in marriage, but I really can't stand the Beach Boys.

It was a lovely engagement while it lasted, though. I shall always remember you fondly. *sniff*

[mayhemmonkey]

*on knees, extending arms towards the heavens* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I shall always remember our time together, sweet thing.....

*single tear*

we would have been great together...