"She makes me so ANGRY! Everytime I think about her, I can FEEL myself morphing into Louis Black!"
life is weird. Horrifying and fabulous at once. And my poor sleep-deprived brain is just trying to take it all in. The horrors are dwindling as of late, and everything else that isn't openly fabulous is at least really damn funny.
Born today at 5:42pm, Alyssa Leigh. She's 8 pounds 6 ounces. I haven't met yet, but I'll be looking to change that tomorrow morning. Mommy and Daddy can have her for tonight, but crazy Auntie May will have her paws on that little pretty as soon as possible.
I watch my friend's daughters (Kathryn who is 6, Lizzie who is 3, and Allie who is 2) on occasion. Last weekend was one such occasion. Whilst sitting in the living room and watching "Phantom of the Opera" (I swear to god, I'm not the one who introduced it to them), Kathryn acknowledges my Keith Urban shirt. "He's really handsome. And his head is on your boobie." Of course Allie thinks this is hysterical and erupts into giggling, while Kathryn starts poking at my righty while singing "Meredith has boooooobies, Meredith has niiiiiiiiiiiipples!" I take a little offense when anyone starts poking at my ta-tas without permission, so I put a stop to Kathryn's antics pretty quick. Quietly settled on the couch again, Allie looks up at me and smiles. She then pats my lefty and says in the sweetest little voice "Boobie". I felt very violated.
I hate blueberries. I always have. I never liked the way they taste, I never liked the slight crunching sensation one received upon biting into one. On one occasion, I remember being so repulsed by them that I was openly ill. So if anyine is aware of a blueberry that needs squishin', then you should give me a call.
was supposed to go to Voltaire tonight, but I can't really justify any unecessary spending. Plus I've been awake since 5am, so I probably wouldn't be very active anyhoo. My Trekkie Monster was in need of more male companionship, so I told him to go have fun with Jay-Z
So apparently Chris had a copy of Kingdom Hearts II paid off in full before Christmas, but was thwarted on giving it to me for CHristmas because it was delayed. So I got it on Wednesday night instead. I have the bestest boyfriend ever.
speaking of which, I've gotten maybe an hour into that game. I need to fix that
Born today at 5:42pm, Alyssa Leigh. She's 8 pounds 6 ounces. I haven't met yet, but I'll be looking to change that tomorrow morning. Mommy and Daddy can have her for tonight, but crazy Auntie May will have her paws on that little pretty as soon as possible.
I watch my friend's daughters (Kathryn who is 6, Lizzie who is 3, and Allie who is 2) on occasion. Last weekend was one such occasion. Whilst sitting in the living room and watching "Phantom of the Opera" (I swear to god, I'm not the one who introduced it to them), Kathryn acknowledges my Keith Urban shirt. "He's really handsome. And his head is on your boobie." Of course Allie thinks this is hysterical and erupts into giggling, while Kathryn starts poking at my righty while singing "Meredith has boooooobies, Meredith has niiiiiiiiiiiipples!" I take a little offense when anyone starts poking at my ta-tas without permission, so I put a stop to Kathryn's antics pretty quick. Quietly settled on the couch again, Allie looks up at me and smiles. She then pats my lefty and says in the sweetest little voice "Boobie". I felt very violated.
I hate blueberries. I always have. I never liked the way they taste, I never liked the slight crunching sensation one received upon biting into one. On one occasion, I remember being so repulsed by them that I was openly ill. So if anyine is aware of a blueberry that needs squishin', then you should give me a call.
was supposed to go to Voltaire tonight, but I can't really justify any unecessary spending. Plus I've been awake since 5am, so I probably wouldn't be very active anyhoo. My Trekkie Monster was in need of more male companionship, so I told him to go have fun with Jay-Z
So apparently Chris had a copy of Kingdom Hearts II paid off in full before Christmas, but was thwarted on giving it to me for CHristmas because it was delayed. So I got it on Wednesday night instead. I have the bestest boyfriend ever.
speaking of which, I've gotten maybe an hour into that game. I need to fix that