why I miss Laura . . .

[mayhem613]

Scurvy Kat: He's so uncultured.
Faye le Fleur: nah
Faye le Fleur: he's a boy, and therefore thinks on a different wavelength
Scurvy Kat: When it comes to literature.
Faye le Fleur: I threatened to make him watch opera on channel 20 this afternoon when I had possession of the remote
Scurvy Kat: A fate worse than death to him.
Faye le Fleur: I told him that it really was an urban myth that women force men to go to the opera
Scurvy Kat: I'd only go in hopes that something so shocking would happen that would cause me to pop my monocle in horror.
Faye le Fleur: shock my mink stole back to life
Scurvy Kat: I'd spit out my Highball in surprise.
Faye le Fleur: I'd inhale my snuff a little deeper than usual
Faye le Fleur: oh wait, that's not snuff ::snoooooooooooorts::
Scurvy Kat: I'd go into a swoon and drop my opera glasses
Faye le Fleur: bitch, those were some 'spensive lenses!! Dayum!!
Scurvy Kat: Well, I never!
Faye le Fleur: now break out the courvoisier, and come have sex with Charlie Murphy!
Faye le Fleur: I'm Rick James bitch-enjoy yourself