This is all
prillalar's fault idea. (See
here and
here.)
Five Ways Inui Made Tezuka Cry by
mayhapPrince of Tennis. Inui Sadaharu/Tezuka Kunimitsu. PG-13.
Downloadable .zip file here.
Sims silliness.
I think the moral of this story is that I am on so much crack and I can be persuaded to do anything.