Translation: You Get the Power

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Make your own Inui Juice! Appall your family and friends! Yes, it's a translation of Inui's single, You Get the Power, which is, in fact, a recipe. Actually, two recipes for the price of one!

I started out trying to translate this for myself, only slightly hindered by the fact that I do not actually know any Japanese. I happened to mention my project to laislabevita, and she, being awesome, asked her friend Hiro to translate it for me, and he, being awesome, did so in spite of the fact that it is so clearly insane. Oh, Inui.


SPECIAL DRINK
YOU GET THE POWER
YOU'VE GOT THE POWER
CAN YOU BELIEVE IN THE MAGIC POWER
DRINK!
YOU GET THE POWER
YOU'VE GOT THE POWER
YOU CAN GET THE POWER

VERSION ONE
1/2 bell pepper
50g cabbage
50g spinach
50g mustard spinach
30g parsley
2-3 leaves of shiso
1 tbsp. lemon juice
1 tbsp. honey
10g ginger
50cc water

Remove seeds from the bell pepper
Cut all ingredients into chunks
And put them in a juicer
For 1-1.5 minutes on "low"

SPECIAL DRINK
YOU GET THE POWER
YOU'VE GOT THE POWER
CAN YOU BELIEVE IN THE MAGIC POWER
DRINK!
YOU GET THE POWER
YOU'VE GOT THE POWER
YOU CAN GET THE POWER

VERSION TWO
1/2 tomato
1/2 red bell pepper
1/2 carrot
1/2 apple
1/2 banana
1 tbsp Tabasco sauce
1/2 clove garlic
A pinch of red pepper
2 tbsp. soy bean powder
50cc water

Remove seeds from the bell pepper
Peel the banana
Do not peel carrot and apple
And put them in a juicer
For 1-1.5 minutes on "low"

SPECIAL DRINK
YOU GET THE POWER
YOU'VE GOT THE POWER
CAN YOU BELIEVE IN THE MAGIC POWER
DRINK!
YOU GET THE POWER
YOU'VE GOT THE POWER
YOU CAN GET THE POWER

Romaji and kanji can be found here. I don't actually recommend following this recipe, but at least it seems unlikely to kill you.