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Well, I'll be gosh-darned. We've had quite a lot of out-of-towners moving in lately, haven't we? Although I guess that makes you in-of-towners now, heh heh.
I'm glad to see y'all like our happy little community enough to move here. Don't know what in particular caught your eye, but I promise you'll all love it here. We've got a cozy little niche carved out for you; all you have to do is learn to settle in. You do that, boys and girls, and you're gonna find real happiness here. We're a real family town, y'know. And what's more important than family?
Nothing. Damn right.
So you play nice, and you're gonna have a great time with us. Of course, the opposite's true as well. I sure don't want to send Chief Grady after any of ya, so make sure to keep your noses clean, alright? Play your cards right, and you just might end up living here forever. Don't, and... well...
I wouldn't bother unpacking your things, if you know what I mean.
So from me personally, have a hearty welcome to Mayfield! You're going to love it here, I just know it. And don't worry, because if you don't, we'll make you!