The Answer to Life's Every Riddle: DEATH
Who: Batman and the Riddler
What: Hey Batman. Got milk?
Where: First the phones, then the outskirts of John Doe Park
When: Early afternoon, leading to early evening on August 16th, 195X
Warnings: Violence. Potentially gruesome, definitely fatal.
[Edward Nigma has been witness to plenty of strange things happening in Mayfield. He's seen the end of the world. He's fought telepaths and Nazi cyborgs. He lives with a talking pink pony and her pet alligator, for crying out loud. But this? The Batman simply calling him out of the blue like this? Well, aside from the recent announcement regarding the town's new Police Chief, this takes the cake for the strangest thing to happen this week.
...now that he thinks about it, Officer Milkman probably is the reason that Batman would call, isn't it? Sighing, Edward takes a moment to filter the call before addressing the Caped Crusader.]
If this is supposed to be another attempt at an apology, I'd prefer you not waste my time. Make it quick, Dark Knight.
What: Hey Batman. Got milk?
Where: First the phones, then the outskirts of John Doe Park
When: Early afternoon, leading to early evening on August 16th, 195X
Warnings: Violence. Potentially gruesome, definitely fatal.
[Edward Nigma has been witness to plenty of strange things happening in Mayfield. He's seen the end of the world. He's fought telepaths and Nazi cyborgs. He lives with a talking pink pony and her pet alligator, for crying out loud. But this? The Batman simply calling him out of the blue like this? Well, aside from the recent announcement regarding the town's new Police Chief, this takes the cake for the strangest thing to happen this week.
...now that he thinks about it, Officer Milkman probably is the reason that Batman would call, isn't it? Sighing, Edward takes a moment to filter the call before addressing the Caped Crusader.]
If this is supposed to be another attempt at an apology, I'd prefer you not waste my time. Make it quick, Dark Knight.