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[battymadam]

WHO: battymadam, redtogold, dreambubbly, ~Imaginary Friends~, and YOU!
WHAT: An imaginary friend adoption fair!
WHERE: John Doe Park
WHEN: Saturday Afternoon
WARNINGS: High levels of ADORABLE no seriously this should be pretty G-Rated.

Comments

[friendly_ghosts]

[Watching with amazed interest.]

Are they for really-real imaginary friends?

[Because that makes any sense at all....]

[dreambubbly]

Yep! They are. [All smiles. Feel free to notice the seal perched between her horns!]

[friendly_ghosts]

They're sooo cute! Can I pet them? They won't bite, will they?

[dreambubbly]

Not at all! Go on ahead.

[friendly_ghosts]

Yay~!

[Yeah, she's just gonna start cuddling and petting any friend that comes within reach]

Aww, a puppy! And a tiger~!

Are these all yours?

[battymadam]

They're the realest imaginary friends I know, dearie!

[since apparently people have imaginary friends that aren't real. WHAT A CONCEPT]

[friendly_ghosts]

Wow! Where did you get so many?

[battymadam]

Well, where I come from, I run a Foster home just for imaginary friends to come and live if they don't have a place of their own!

[she is deliberately leaving out the part where they get abandoned by their kids who got older... Mindy is so little, she's sure that would make her sad!]

[friendly_ghosts]

That's real nice of you. I bet it's lots of fun living with all of them too.

[That would make her sad. And probably indignant too. Who would do such an awful thing?]

[battymadam]

It's fun and a lot of work!

[friendly_ghosts]

'Cause you gotta feed them and walk them and stuff?

[battymadam]

Well sure, for the ones that are puppies. Each friend has their own set of needs.

[friendly_ghosts]

Like what? Do they all eat different kinds of stuff?

[battymadam]

Sometimes! A lot of them just eat the same food that people eat, though. They may look like animals, but they're not really the same, since they were imagined up. Each one is different and very special!

[friendly_ghosts]

Oh! Do any of them like tea? I love having tea parties!

[battymadam]

Tea parties, huh? Sounds like a blast! Let's see... actually, most of them do!

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