Mar 16, 2006 14:39
The 21st Century can sometimes be a bit perplexing, even for a philosophical type such as myself. Take this exercise lark. What's all the fuss? Even Jeeves is at it: froze me out all of last week until I agreed to purchase him something called a "gym membership" to enable him to exert himself in public whenever he so chooses. He then purchased for himself a very brief suit of clothing cut from a shiny black sort of fabric which causes the wearer to resemble a large seal! The utility of this escapes me, and were I Jeeves I should be fearful of the sharp harpoons of passing Eskimos.
Never shall the world see Bertram perspiring in a shop window.
Altogether rum.