I would have twittered this, but it got too long.
Screw you, Jim Norton. "Obese women who blog about ghost stories" are the shit, and I'm proud to be one of them.
But please, ladies, let's not attack this idiot based on what he looks like. It truly does not signify. Even if he was skinny, handsome, successful, rich, hilarious, and genius-level smart (of which it appears that he is none), he would still be the FAILcaptain of the FAILboat about to run into a FAILiceberg and sink to the bottom of the FAILocean where he will be eaten by FAILfish and his substantial body mass converted into FAILnitrogen which will then be used to fertilize fields of FAILcorn which will feed a herd of FAILcows which will be ground up into FAILburgers which will then be pronounced as unfit for consumption by the FDA (being toxic to 99% of the human population as well as cats, dogs, and the majority of land-based rodent species) and dumped back into the ocean to start the cycle anew. That's right, his FAIL is so noxious that it will travel ALL THE WAY UP THE FOOD CHAIN.
Unfunny, bigoted comedians. Yuck and yuck.
::cues up Jim Gaffigan talking about food on her shiny new Roku player::
Hell, yes, I like bacon. Preach it, brother.
But please, ladies, let's not attack this idiot based on what he looks like. It truly does not signify. Even if he was skinny, handsome, successful, rich, hilarious, and genius-level smart (of which it appears that he is none), he would still be the FAILcaptain of the FAILboat about to run into a FAILiceberg and sink to the bottom of the FAILocean where he will be eaten by FAILfish and his substantial body mass converted into FAILnitrogen which will then be used to fertilize fields of FAILcorn which will feed a herd of FAILcows which will be ground up into FAILburgers which will then be pronounced as unfit for consumption by the FDA (being toxic to 99% of the human population as well as cats, dogs, and the majority of land-based rodent species) and dumped back into the ocean to start the cycle anew. That's right, his FAIL is so noxious that it will travel ALL THE WAY UP THE FOOD CHAIN.
Unfunny, bigoted comedians. Yuck and yuck.
::cues up Jim Gaffigan talking about food on her shiny new Roku player::
Hell, yes, I like bacon. Preach it, brother.