FNL Thoughts

[maybethereshope]

So last minute Mike asked me to go to There Will Be Blood.  I was tempted but stayed in.  Movie with Mike equals dinner, movie, popcorn, Starbuck's.  I held my ground.  Plus he's got 30 pages to write in two weeks, he should not be going out.  Oh well, my gay loves me, what can I say.

I watched me some FNL.  Most of the plots felt repetitive and dragged out. Wait, every plot did. 

• Jason Street and Herc!  Fight!  Buddy has an offer he can't refuse.  I love me some Buddy. 
  
• METH MAN.  Oh shit, that must of hurt.  Poor Timmy, Tyra's not there to save his ass this time.  Here's hoping Billy's next, he could use a beating.  Here's hoping this plot doesn't result in FNL's second murder of the year.  God damnit, I can't believe I just typed that.  Second murder.  Stupid show. 
  
• Smash arrested.  FNL writers continuing another plot I don't care for.  Really don't care for.  Really, this show used to be subtle.
  
• Argh, commercials.  This is why I don't watch FNL live. 
  
• The commercials are still on.  Snore.
• Baby Grace!  Bug eyes.  Uh oh, Tammy's so coaching volleyball.  Bring.  It. On. 
  
• Jason.  3 scenes in one episode.  What show is this?
• Not even Mama Smash can keep me awake through this plot.
• Jean was supposed to have pink hair.  Oh look, there's Tyra, talking to him when she needs something.  What a shock.  Tyra's still a pushy bitch.  She's just mean when not talking to Landry. Wait, she's mean when she's talking to Landry.  Why do I like her?  They better make her less of a harpy with this jealousy crap, right now I'm rooting for white hair.  Although I'm amused at how pissed she is, even using tutoring as his motive for getting girls.  Lol. 
  
• The preacher's got some mullet going on.  No Logan, I do not feel the lord in my heart.  Seriously Tim?  You've got bigger worries then telling Lyla Garrity you love her.  You have like 24hrs to live. 
  
• Commercials.  Again.
• Tammy!  Volleyball.  Oh love. Tim helping!!!!
• Wow, she's got some bad hair.  Stole Jason's deal.  Bitch.
• Tyra at the Taylor's!!!!  Grilling Julie about the girl!!!!  I love how Tyra just reached above the fridge.  I was laughing before I saw the look on Tammy's face.  I'm gonna love this plot.
• Tim's nervous.  Oh my.  He's too hot for words.  He made her dinner.  Dies.  Candles.  Dies.  I'd jump him after that speech.  Even though this plot is repetitive and makes no sense. 
  
• Commercials.  Donna Moss on House!  SO FUCKING IN.  Mira Sorvino.  Also in.  Jennifer Garner doesn't look like a man in the Neutrogena commercials.  They covered the shoulders.  They had to.  Urban Planet just sent me an email saying Spring lines are in.  GOD DAMNIT, I CAN'T BE BROKE NOW.
  
• Wait, I think Smash had a plot in this episode?
• Tyra's pissed.  Poor Tim, this is gonna hurt.  Seriously, what point does this plot have? 
  
• I love Buddy.  So much.  Looky lu.
• Applebee's.  Landry's a jackass.  Nerd rock talk.  Uh oh, they're cute. Slamming water.  Girl's got anger issues.  And the maturity of a 10 year old.  I can only have hope for Tyra for so long. 
  
• Seriously, he's Logan to me.  That smirk, all Logan. 
  
• So they remembered Smash.  35 minutes in. Great job writing.   Over protective brother Smash is the best Smash.
  
• Lyla came clean to Logan about Timmy.  Of course he's supportive.  Once again, another plot I don't really care about.
  
• Commercials. 
• I want Jason Street to sell me a truck.  The look of proud on Buddy's face.  great.
• Seriously, Landry needs to stop taking his girls to Applebee's.  It's kinda mean.  She made him a mix.  I got a mix in grade 8.  I love Tim and Matt.  Love them.
• Oh Smash, you screwed.
• Herc and Jason, the perfect couple.  Guy love at its finest.
  
• Lyla saved him.  No way Chris makes her happier than Riggins. 
  
• Commercials.  They're so long.  SO.  LONG.
• Wait, why is there more volleyball than football?  Why?
• I love all the cutaway's in this game.  No one can actually play volleyball.  This is better than Sarah fighting on Chuck.  They won, I guess I should care.  Oh, Julie looks pissy.  Joy, another repetitive plot I'm gonna hate. 
  
• Why they gotta bring guns into this show?  Billy, don't turn this into another murder. 
  
• Oh Smash, you screwed.