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saw elf (again) with the family and my grandparents. on the way to the movie theater my grandpa was talking about how you can tell if a man is wearing a cheap pair of plaid shorts as opposed to an expensive pair if the plaids don't line up at the seam. i was like riiiight. and then he went on to say that one of the first golf shirts he bought had blue and white stripes. on one sleeve there was a blue stripe at the bottom and on the other sleeve a white stripe was at the bottom...SO HE RETURNED IT AND SAID HE COULDN'T WEAR IT LIKE THAT! i hope he was kidding. but i doubt it. he's nuts.