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Mar 31, 2005 15:26

so i guess Mitch Hedberg died.

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darbydarbydarby March 31 2005, 21:32:18 UTC
comedy is dead

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sangaman2005 March 31 2005, 22:32:19 UTC
so is terri schiavo

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darbydarbydarby March 31 2005, 22:43:46 UTC
yea, but she had it coming.

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sangaman2005 March 31 2005, 22:46:16 UTC
yea, but i'm not too sure about entertainment these days. a lot of the humor seems to be really brain-dead.

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darbydarbydarby March 31 2005, 22:48:14 UTC
does the pope fall into the "entertainment" category?

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sangaman2005 March 31 2005, 22:53:01 UTC
no, he's too holy - in the brain in any case. i don't think the pope liked vegetables anyway.

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darbydarbydarby March 31 2005, 22:58:00 UTC
if he called removing terry schiavo's feeding tube "an attack against god," i wonder how he feels about boy scout officials.

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sangaman2005 March 31 2005, 23:00:05 UTC
if the priests can do it, so can boyscout officials

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darbydarbydarby March 31 2005, 23:06:29 UTC
but im pretty sure boy scout protocol tells them to wear condoms so they dont get urinary tract infections

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sangaman2005 March 31 2005, 23:08:08 UTC
i think it's less "boy scout protocol" and more "neverland ranch protocol"

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darbydarbydarby March 31 2005, 23:12:23 UTC
oh, michael jackson. most of the time when you dip something in bleach it dies...

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sangaman2005 March 31 2005, 23:13:47 UTC
speaking of dying, did i mention that we're going to hell?

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darbydarbydarby March 31 2005, 23:14:48 UTC
hey, if its good enough for the pope and michael schiavo, its good enough for me

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sangaman2005 March 31 2005, 23:25:47 UTC
it may get a bit packed down there with all the border-jumpers

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darbydarbydarby March 31 2005, 23:57:00 UTC
yea, they die nice and quick. none of this life-support-for-fifteen-years crap

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sangaman2005 March 31 2005, 23:59:33 UTC
pro-death is the way to go. fuck this "culture of life" bs. i say down with them all, and mandatory abortions will be next.

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