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Imagine.
You are at your best friends getting work done. Getting set to watch Grey's Anatomy, except, you discover, that Johanna Tremblay has the DVDs. Therefore, you cannot watch Grey's Anatomy season 2, episode in which Meredith almost dies because a man gets a bomb inside his body. Damn you, Johanna.
Then your friend says. Mary Alice, I need you to not freak out. I need you to not panic. I need you to stay very still and on the couch.
You say, "Why, dearest friend?"
She says "Just stay calm."
You say "It's a mouse!!!!!!!!!"
And it is. A mouse. A dead mouse. On your friend's carpet. In the middle of your friend's carpet. A mouse. A dead mouse.
That is all.
You are at your best friends getting work done. Getting set to watch Grey's Anatomy, except, you discover, that Johanna Tremblay has the DVDs. Therefore, you cannot watch Grey's Anatomy season 2, episode in which Meredith almost dies because a man gets a bomb inside his body. Damn you, Johanna.
Then your friend says. Mary Alice, I need you to not freak out. I need you to not panic. I need you to stay very still and on the couch.
You say, "Why, dearest friend?"
She says "Just stay calm."
You say "It's a mouse!!!!!!!!!"
And it is. A mouse. A dead mouse. On your friend's carpet. In the middle of your friend's carpet. A mouse. A dead mouse.
That is all.