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WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our football fields and one less down
4. A Canadian invented Baseball.
5. A Canadian invented Lacrosse.
6. A Canadian invented Hockey.
7. A Canadian invented Basketball.
8. A Canadian invented Apple pie.
9. Mr. Dress-Up kicks Mr. Rogers' ass.
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts' ass.
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans
back ... past their "White House." Then we burned it ... and most of
Washington ... under the command of William Lyon Mackenzie King, who was
insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we
came home and partied ... Go figure ...
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or
withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing ... but showed up just in
time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudson's Bay Company once owned over 10 per cent of the earth's
surface and is still around as the world's oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under
three minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kinfolk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,
zambonis, the telephone and short-wave radios that save countless lives each
year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about
it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have coloured money.
25. Our beer advertisements kick ass.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
26. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands
with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!
27. And we don't bomb our allies.
28. Oh yeah ... and our elections take only one day.
I'm proud to be Canadian! :D
O'Canada.. <3
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our football fields and one less down
4. A Canadian invented Baseball.
5. A Canadian invented Lacrosse.
6. A Canadian invented Hockey.
7. A Canadian invented Basketball.
8. A Canadian invented Apple pie.
9. Mr. Dress-Up kicks Mr. Rogers' ass.
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts' ass.
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans
back ... past their "White House." Then we burned it ... and most of
Washington ... under the command of William Lyon Mackenzie King, who was
insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we
came home and partied ... Go figure ...
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or
withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing ... but showed up just in
time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudson's Bay Company once owned over 10 per cent of the earth's
surface and is still around as the world's oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under
three minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kinfolk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,
zambonis, the telephone and short-wave radios that save countless lives each
year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about
it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have coloured money.
25. Our beer advertisements kick ass.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
26. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands
with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!
27. And we don't bomb our allies.
28. Oh yeah ... and our elections take only one day.
I'm proud to be Canadian! :D
O'Canada.. <3