Dec 14, 2007 13:56
Ah...my little red-headed sapsucker is back...I like saying that...little red-headed sapsucker... the sight of him...the sound of his name...soothes me...another useless doctor's visit later...little red-headed sapsucker...it's gonna rain soon...my right knee is pounding and burning like a muddah-plucker...little red-headed sapsuhuhuhuhucker...there's nothing "remarkable" about the blood tests for Mr. Rumi Arthur Itis...so now I have an appointment in February with a Rumi Daktari...to play another round of hmmmmm...so...it hurts does it....hmmmmm....little red-headed sapsucker....I want to grab testicleage-skin...pull it up to the chin and say....hmmmm...so...it hurts does it....hmmmm.....have I told you about the little red-headed sapsucker meditation for pain...let me pull a little harder so you can say it too, Dr. McPreshuss....
See? The little red-headed sapsucker meditation ALWAYS makes me feel better.
Three cheers for advil...tea...choklit...Reiki and Joh Rei from compassionate friends...those heated buckwheat thingie-dingies...Chinese topical medicine...and for fantasy rampages while maintaining manners in the world.