Jun 27, 2008 01:39
Does the recent heat wave got you down?
Do you feel icky and sweaty and gross, even after you take a shower?
Are you in danger of melting into a puddle of goo?
Well NOT ANY MORE!
New, from MayatechTM Industries, it's the revolutionary new
BAGGIE FULL O' ICE! ©
- Put it on your head!
- Rub it on your neck!
- Strap it to your waist!
- Put it down your pants!
- Remove ice from the bag and put it in your drink!
THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!
Don't forget, your BAGGIE FULL O' ICE ©
can be customized on site! With our patented PERMANENT MARKER technology, we here at MayatechTM Industries will put a custom design on your bag (as long as I can draw it).
All this can be yours for the LOW, LOW PRICE of TOTALLY FREE.
Visit the Rai Rai Ken and you too can get a BAGGIE FULL O' ICE ©
to call your very own! While supplies last!
Offer void in Utah!
the stock will be soaring tomorrow,
mayatech industries,
a brilliant plan