ATTENTION MANHATTANITES!

Jun 27, 2008 01:39

Does the recent heat wave got you down?

Do you feel icky and sweaty and gross, even after you take a shower?

Are you in danger of melting into a puddle of goo?

Well NOT ANY MORE!

New, from MayatechTM Industries, it's the revolutionary new

BAGGIE FULL O' ICE! ©

- Put it on your head!
- Rub it on your neck!
- Strap it to your waist!
- Put it down your pants!
- Remove ice from the bag and put it in your drink!

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!

Don't forget, your BAGGIE FULL O' ICE ©
can be customized on site! With our patented PERMANENT MARKER technology, we here at MayatechTM Industries will put a custom design on your bag (as long as I can draw it).

All this can be yours for the LOW, LOW PRICE of TOTALLY FREE.

Visit the Rai Rai Ken and you too can get a BAGGIE FULL O' ICE ©
to call your very own! While supplies last!

Offer void in Utah!

the stock will be soaring tomorrow, mayatech industries, a brilliant plan

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