Sep 22, 2005 17:31
Today was testing/clinic day, as it is every Thursday. I look forward to it, because I stay busy and get to meet people from all walks of life.
Every once and a while I run into someone that leaves me a bit speechless. Such was the case with a Moron this afternoon.
Me: "If you don't have any other questions, we're finished."
Moron: "I do have one last question."
Me: "Okay...shoot!"
Moron: "Doesn't it upset your fiance that you don't wear your ring, when you're working?"
Me: **blank stare**
Moron: **attempts seductive smile and REACHES FOR MY HAND**
Me: **blank stare continues** "Are you serious?"
Moron: **looses smile**
Me: "You put thought into this and decided it would be a GOOD idea to hit on the woman who just administered your HIV test and whom you just admitted cheating on your girlfriend to?"
Moron: "Ummm...well...."
Me: "You may want to work on your sense of judgment." **waves toward door** "Have a nice day."
Two hours later, and I am STILL shaking my head in disbelief!
:)