Annoyance_CH01
Author : MAYA
Pairing : Sakumiya, Yama, Sakumoto, Sakuraiba!
Rating : PG-13, obviously will get higher next chapters : )
Genre: Romance
Warning: m-preg
His mornings were like every morning before it happened. Actually, his days started to be the same. He woke up by himself. He didn't need alarms to wake him anymore, that routine was something his body was used to. Above that, he wasn't that exhausted, his days were simple, not tiring nor interesting anyway. He stood from his bed, left it unarranged to the maid to do it. He entered his bathroom and took a long shower, since he knew that he had enough time. The water rolled down his upper body and his sloppy shoulders to his well-built muscles. He looked at himself in the mirror smiling at his reflect, then looked down to his body and chuckled, "Hi boy, as usual I wonder when I will use you."
He wasn't the type of rich man who used his money in gambling or sex. His only interest was… well, was annoying people around him. So, when his mother would introduce him a girl, he was annoying that poor girl, then his mother got annoyed of that, and his father was annoyed of his mother cries, then Sho became satisfied. His younger sister, Yuriko, was married to his secretary and only friend, Ninomiya.
He got out of the bathroom with a towel covering his lower body only and headed toward the kitchen. He called the maid but she didn't reply, and he couldn't find his breakfast also."No one can annoy me, I am the only one who annoys people!" He snapped, swearing to exploit this maid. When he opened the refrigerator, a note fell on the ground, when he held it in his hand, he smiled, then the smile became bigger and bigger till it became a small laugh, then he exploded in a hard laugh arching his head back. He ran toward the couch and jumped happily. "Mission completed!" He took his phone and put the note on his forehead and took a picture looking at the camera as if he had done something very great. Then he sent it to all the contacts in his list.
A few minutes later, he received a call. He enjoyed looking to the screen, imagining the man in the other side completely annoyed and swearing. 3,2,1..
"Oh-"
"YOU FUCKING STUPID CRAZY SICK MAN, I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU!!"
"Hold on, Kazu~~"Sho said to his friend teasingly with a big smirk on his face.
"Why…?" Nino couldn't complete his question, he was really tired of Sho's childish attitude. "She was the 7th maid of this month!" Actually, Sho's annoying attitude wasn't toward his family only. Sho liked to torture maids on his way, he actually was humiliating them. They weren't allowed to enter or exit from his door, they were using the windows. And after using the windows for once or twice, he would start locking it and made them waiting till he woke up and opened it. It wasn't about that only, he actually liked to eat everything, but when they would ask him what to cook, he will answer with the strangest things he has in mind, "The Arabic rice with a big steak of shark's meat and fried orange!" for example. And if they managed to do one of that disgusting dishes, he would call them saying that he is going to eat outside. Moreover, it wasn't only about house work, each time he entered the kitchen while they were doing their work, he would sing nasty songs with the worse voice he had. The maids became crazier day by day. The last one, left him a note in the refrigerator saying, "WHAT WITH THE MISSION OF WASHING THE NEIGHBOURHOOD'S HOUSE!!!? GO TO HELL YOU ANNOYING JERK!!!! - from: YOUR MAID WHO SURELY WILL PRAY FOR YOU TO HAVE A MAID FROM HELL." And strangely it made him happy.
"Ni~no~?"
"WHAT!?" Nino screamed at him, partly gave up from making a lecture for him since he knew that there wasn't any benefits anymore.
"Why are you screaming? You are the one who stayed silent."
"Hmphh, let us meet the company, and I am GOING TO CUT THAT BIG COCK YOU HAVE SAKURAI." Nino swore, he knew about Sho's dirty talk since he was the closest person for him.
"No, I didn't use it yet, you know-" He heard the phone tooting. He laughed then stood up to get prepared for his work.
When he was doing his necktie, which was the hardest work for him, he called Nino again. The other answered immediately.
"Yes…"
"What is my schedule for today?"
"You return to the serious Sho finally." Nino smiled, he always knew, that even though Sho had that character and the strange hobby of annoying people, once it came to work, he became serious and well-focused, he was working hard for real. Without that strange hobby he had, he would be perfect. Nino took a long breathe then completed not hearing the response of the other man, "Let's see, you have to meet the new employees and give them one of your motivating speech, after that you will have to check some documents I have prepared, then… ammm at exactly 05:00PM you are going to sign the contract with Matsumoto-san, then we are going to find you a new maid which will be your -… wait, Sho, are you doing your necktie?" He heard a hum coming from the other side then he giggled, "I can't believe you are not able to do it until now, you're a big child."
"Done~! Wait, Nino... Who is that Matsumoto-san?"
"You don't remember him? That old man, the principal of J company."
"E~h? He hasn't died yet? He is-"
"SHO!"
"Okay, I am getting ready!" He hung out.
He finished preparing himself, and got out. His driver, Ohno, was waiting for him. That Ohno, was considered as one of the closest people for Sho. He never got angry at him, that was why Sho kept hiring him, he was still waiting for his explosion which seemed to be so far."A hard target." As Sho described him.
When Sho approached the car, Ohno rushed to open the door to him. Sho, went to the other side and waited for Ohno to come and open the door for him, he was looking at Ohno innocently. Ohno giggled and walked to the other side to open the door. Sho looked at the smiling face in front of him, then entered the car. Ohno returned to his seat calmly.
"Ne~ Ne~ Sa-chan!"Sho called from the back seat, obviously to annoy him. But he didn't hear any answer. So, he jumped in the front seat next to the driver, and looked at him, ready to start a round two. Ohno looked at him and smiled then returned his attention to the road.
"Are you married?"Sho asked, while playing with his phone. Ohno hummed hesitantly. Then Sho asked, "Is your cock that big?"
"What?!" Ohno gasped. Sho smirked, as he felt that he reached half of the path.
"Let's being honest. You are not handsome, you don't have a good job and a small body. What is good about you?"Sho asked, expecting an angry answer from him. However, Ohno laughed.
"Ammm, my husband says that I am handsome, and he loves me so much."
"Husband…? He…?"Sho stayed shocked. And partly disappointed, since this end of him wordless and the other smiling at him innocently.
"We are here."
"Oh.. okay."Sho didn't wait this time for the other to open the door. He left the car hurriedly and headed toward his office.
There was Nino speaking with some employees, Sho pulled his hand and ran toward the elevator, Nino was shocked but he completed bowing at them while Sho pulling him.
"WHAT NOW?!"
"Ohno-san is gay!"
"Wh-what?!"
"He is married to a guy! Wait, he didn't answer me if he has a big cock or not. I - AWW!" He received a hard slap on his butt from Nino.
"You interrupted my conversation with them to tell me that he is married? I want to cry." Nino sighed. Sho stood silent for a moment. When the door opened, Nino walked out of the elevator and headed toward his office. Sho ran and hugged him from behind, Nino gasped.
"What are you doing?!" He was looking around him to see everyone staring at them shockingly.
"Are you mad at me?"
"No! No! Now let me go!" Nino was struggling in Sho's arms.
"Sure?"
"Sure, Sure!"Sho left him and ran to his office avoiding Nino's killing eyes.
At 04:30 PM after finishing the pile of documents Nino had put on his desk, he called his driver to come and drive him where the meeting with the undead Matsumoto-san was. Sho for some reasons, was completely serious when he talked to Ohno. Usually, he would call to order him to sing or bring something unnecessary to annoy him. But this time, he was completely serious. Maybe ashamed, or maybe something else.
When he entered the car, Nino looked at Sho and smirked. He thought that this was Sho's embarrassed side. But he didn't say anything. Instead, he remembered an important topic.
"What about the maid?"
"Should I ask Matsumoto-san to give me one of his?"Sho said jokingly, Nino looked at him with wide eyes ready to say something but Sho stopped him, "I will not do it. Trust me!"
"Trust? It is something I lost a long time ago for you." Nino chuckled.
After a moment of silent, Sho started to feel bored. He looked at Nino, jumped in front of him and put his face so close to the other. From the driver's angle, it seemed that they were kissing. Nino understood him immediately and sighed.
"What is your plan now?"
"Ammm. He will think that I love him! That is why I asked him if he is married and rushed from the car rapidly. And now I started to feel jealous so playing with my cute secretary."
"You are crazy..." Nino chuckled. Sho moaned as if he was kissing Nino. The other was holding back his laugh so hard, until tears were falling. Sho looked at him with the eyes of "I will kill you if you ruin this!" So Nino stayed calm.
"You are delicious, baby~"Sho mumbled, clear enough to make Ohno's embarrassed face looked to the other side. Sho separated from Nino a moment before they reached their destination.
When Ohno opened the door, he was lowering his head shyly. Sho looked at Nino satisfyingly, and the other one sighed and walked toward the meeting place, which was a highly ranking restaurant.
Both of them stood frozen in front of the room which they planned to meet in. They heard shouts coming from the room. One voice was Matsumoto-san's, which Nino recognized immediately. Nino told Sho not to interrupt, but the nosy man knocked the door, provoking Nino with his tongue. They noticed that the fight stopped, and then someone opened the door. There was that old Matsumoto-san that Sho was convinced of his death, and other young man dressing stylishly, and was looking to the other side angrily.
They greeted each other and had a short conversation then started to talk about work. The meeting went good, and they ended up signing the contract with high expectation of the company of both sides. Along the meeting, that angry man was silent, each time Sho glanced at him, he found him looking at him also. Sho started to be curious. When the staff brought their dinner, Sho asked, "Anoo, Matsumoto-san? You haven't introduced him yet." Sho said politely, Nino looked up wondering at him. It wasn't Sho's character to be nosy in someone in work.
"Ah, sorry. He is my son, Jun." Jun shrugged then looked at their side and bowed.
Along the dinner time, Sho was talking to Jun about usual topics like what was his job, his favorite cars, and sports. Sho laughed happily with Jun. Jun's father was smiling at the sight of both of them. Sho whispered to Nino, "He is great!" Nino was speechless, he was happy that Sho found someone he was interested in. Sho approached Jun's chair and asked him in his ear,
"Why you were fighting with your father?"
"Ah. He wanted me to stop playing, otherwise he is going to stop giving me money."
"Playing?"
"Gambling and sex."
"Aha, and how he suggested you to stop?"Sho's curiosity was reaching the highest point.
"He doesn't want me to stop. But to use it in the right way."
"I don't understand you." Sho blinked at Jun. He looked questioningly at him.
"Sakurai-san, I am a God in bed." Jun glanced at him teasingly and winked. Sho smirked understandingly, he knew that that old man wanted more than a formal company with him. And he was trying to use his useless son to do it? I found a new target!
Sho stood for sudden, and looked to Nino and Jun's father side. "Pardon me gentlemen, but I need to leave now." He pointed at Jun to stand up, so the other did. They headed toward the door while the others looked at them, shocked. Nino called Sho to stop, and ran after him. He took Sho's hand and pulled him to an empty place and asked him whisperingly about what he was planning to do. Sho answered, "He needs his father's acceptance, and I need a maid to annoy!"Sho chuckled. Nino rolled his eyes and sighed, there was no limit in Sho's hilarious side! When Sho was about to leave, Nino pulled him again.
"So… No sex?"
"No~"Sho answered. He captured Nino's relief expression, he thought it was because he didn't want him to ruin their relationship with Matsumoto-san. He didn't care that much since he had his glorious maid waiting for him.
Sho ran toward his car, he pointed for Ohno to leave, so he did. The weather outside was so cold, Jun was holding his arms around his chest, obviously trembling from the cold weather. Sho felt something knocking his heart at that sight. When he saw the smoke leaving Jun's throat he stood stillness, then looked at Jun knitting his brows. Sho hurriedly stepped and opened the door for Jun, the other man smiled gently and entered. Sho shook his head and walked to the driver seat. But before he opened the door, someone pushed him toward the car and started kissing him in that dark stand in front of Jun's surprised eyes."He is a man." Sho thought. It was strange why he didn't push him yet, "So soft…but..."He snapped his eyes opened and tried pushing his kisser gently at first, but the man deepened the kiss, so Sho pushed him harshly, then the man jumped back. When Sho saw the man in front of him, he froze.
"M-Masaki…?"
"I've missed you, Sho."
End of chapter one.
HAHAHA! What do you think?
Are you curious about this collection? (Sakumiya, Yama, Sakumoto, Sakuraiba!) well, each pair will have a story XD And one only will go on… mpreg? I want to tell you, but I can't now v,v'
Looking forward for your comments ^^
JA!
Pairing : Sakumiya, Yama, Sakumoto, Sakuraiba!
Rating : PG-13, obviously will get higher next chapters : )
Genre: Romance
Warning: m-preg
His mornings were like every morning before it happened. Actually, his days started to be the same. He woke up by himself. He didn't need alarms to wake him anymore, that routine was something his body was used to. Above that, he wasn't that exhausted, his days were simple, not tiring nor interesting anyway. He stood from his bed, left it unarranged to the maid to do it. He entered his bathroom and took a long shower, since he knew that he had enough time. The water rolled down his upper body and his sloppy shoulders to his well-built muscles. He looked at himself in the mirror smiling at his reflect, then looked down to his body and chuckled, "Hi boy, as usual I wonder when I will use you."
He wasn't the type of rich man who used his money in gambling or sex. His only interest was… well, was annoying people around him. So, when his mother would introduce him a girl, he was annoying that poor girl, then his mother got annoyed of that, and his father was annoyed of his mother cries, then Sho became satisfied. His younger sister, Yuriko, was married to his secretary and only friend, Ninomiya.
He got out of the bathroom with a towel covering his lower body only and headed toward the kitchen. He called the maid but she didn't reply, and he couldn't find his breakfast also."No one can annoy me, I am the only one who annoys people!" He snapped, swearing to exploit this maid. When he opened the refrigerator, a note fell on the ground, when he held it in his hand, he smiled, then the smile became bigger and bigger till it became a small laugh, then he exploded in a hard laugh arching his head back. He ran toward the couch and jumped happily. "Mission completed!" He took his phone and put the note on his forehead and took a picture looking at the camera as if he had done something very great. Then he sent it to all the contacts in his list.
A few minutes later, he received a call. He enjoyed looking to the screen, imagining the man in the other side completely annoyed and swearing. 3,2,1..
"Oh-"
"YOU FUCKING STUPID CRAZY SICK MAN, I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU!!"
"Hold on, Kazu~~"Sho said to his friend teasingly with a big smirk on his face.
"Why…?" Nino couldn't complete his question, he was really tired of Sho's childish attitude. "She was the 7th maid of this month!" Actually, Sho's annoying attitude wasn't toward his family only. Sho liked to torture maids on his way, he actually was humiliating them. They weren't allowed to enter or exit from his door, they were using the windows. And after using the windows for once or twice, he would start locking it and made them waiting till he woke up and opened it. It wasn't about that only, he actually liked to eat everything, but when they would ask him what to cook, he will answer with the strangest things he has in mind, "The Arabic rice with a big steak of shark's meat and fried orange!" for example. And if they managed to do one of that disgusting dishes, he would call them saying that he is going to eat outside. Moreover, it wasn't only about house work, each time he entered the kitchen while they were doing their work, he would sing nasty songs with the worse voice he had. The maids became crazier day by day. The last one, left him a note in the refrigerator saying, "WHAT WITH THE MISSION OF WASHING THE NEIGHBOURHOOD'S HOUSE!!!? GO TO HELL YOU ANNOYING JERK!!!! - from: YOUR MAID WHO SURELY WILL PRAY FOR YOU TO HAVE A MAID FROM HELL." And strangely it made him happy.
"Ni~no~?"
"WHAT!?" Nino screamed at him, partly gave up from making a lecture for him since he knew that there wasn't any benefits anymore.
"Why are you screaming? You are the one who stayed silent."
"Hmphh, let us meet the company, and I am GOING TO CUT THAT BIG COCK YOU HAVE SAKURAI." Nino swore, he knew about Sho's dirty talk since he was the closest person for him.
"No, I didn't use it yet, you know-" He heard the phone tooting. He laughed then stood up to get prepared for his work.
When he was doing his necktie, which was the hardest work for him, he called Nino again. The other answered immediately.
"Yes…"
"What is my schedule for today?"
"You return to the serious Sho finally." Nino smiled, he always knew, that even though Sho had that character and the strange hobby of annoying people, once it came to work, he became serious and well-focused, he was working hard for real. Without that strange hobby he had, he would be perfect. Nino took a long breathe then completed not hearing the response of the other man, "Let's see, you have to meet the new employees and give them one of your motivating speech, after that you will have to check some documents I have prepared, then… ammm at exactly 05:00PM you are going to sign the contract with Matsumoto-san, then we are going to find you a new maid which will be your -… wait, Sho, are you doing your necktie?" He heard a hum coming from the other side then he giggled, "I can't believe you are not able to do it until now, you're a big child."
"Done~! Wait, Nino... Who is that Matsumoto-san?"
"You don't remember him? That old man, the principal of J company."
"E~h? He hasn't died yet? He is-"
"SHO!"
"Okay, I am getting ready!" He hung out.
He finished preparing himself, and got out. His driver, Ohno, was waiting for him. That Ohno, was considered as one of the closest people for Sho. He never got angry at him, that was why Sho kept hiring him, he was still waiting for his explosion which seemed to be so far."A hard target." As Sho described him.
When Sho approached the car, Ohno rushed to open the door to him. Sho, went to the other side and waited for Ohno to come and open the door for him, he was looking at Ohno innocently. Ohno giggled and walked to the other side to open the door. Sho looked at the smiling face in front of him, then entered the car. Ohno returned to his seat calmly.
"Ne~ Ne~ Sa-chan!"Sho called from the back seat, obviously to annoy him. But he didn't hear any answer. So, he jumped in the front seat next to the driver, and looked at him, ready to start a round two. Ohno looked at him and smiled then returned his attention to the road.
"Are you married?"Sho asked, while playing with his phone. Ohno hummed hesitantly. Then Sho asked, "Is your cock that big?"
"What?!" Ohno gasped. Sho smirked, as he felt that he reached half of the path.
"Let's being honest. You are not handsome, you don't have a good job and a small body. What is good about you?"Sho asked, expecting an angry answer from him. However, Ohno laughed.
"Ammm, my husband says that I am handsome, and he loves me so much."
"Husband…? He…?"Sho stayed shocked. And partly disappointed, since this end of him wordless and the other smiling at him innocently.
"We are here."
"Oh.. okay."Sho didn't wait this time for the other to open the door. He left the car hurriedly and headed toward his office.
There was Nino speaking with some employees, Sho pulled his hand and ran toward the elevator, Nino was shocked but he completed bowing at them while Sho pulling him.
"WHAT NOW?!"
"Ohno-san is gay!"
"Wh-what?!"
"He is married to a guy! Wait, he didn't answer me if he has a big cock or not. I - AWW!" He received a hard slap on his butt from Nino.
"You interrupted my conversation with them to tell me that he is married? I want to cry." Nino sighed. Sho stood silent for a moment. When the door opened, Nino walked out of the elevator and headed toward his office. Sho ran and hugged him from behind, Nino gasped.
"What are you doing?!" He was looking around him to see everyone staring at them shockingly.
"Are you mad at me?"
"No! No! Now let me go!" Nino was struggling in Sho's arms.
"Sure?"
"Sure, Sure!"Sho left him and ran to his office avoiding Nino's killing eyes.
At 04:30 PM after finishing the pile of documents Nino had put on his desk, he called his driver to come and drive him where the meeting with the undead Matsumoto-san was. Sho for some reasons, was completely serious when he talked to Ohno. Usually, he would call to order him to sing or bring something unnecessary to annoy him. But this time, he was completely serious. Maybe ashamed, or maybe something else.
When he entered the car, Nino looked at Sho and smirked. He thought that this was Sho's embarrassed side. But he didn't say anything. Instead, he remembered an important topic.
"What about the maid?"
"Should I ask Matsumoto-san to give me one of his?"Sho said jokingly, Nino looked at him with wide eyes ready to say something but Sho stopped him, "I will not do it. Trust me!"
"Trust? It is something I lost a long time ago for you." Nino chuckled.
After a moment of silent, Sho started to feel bored. He looked at Nino, jumped in front of him and put his face so close to the other. From the driver's angle, it seemed that they were kissing. Nino understood him immediately and sighed.
"What is your plan now?"
"Ammm. He will think that I love him! That is why I asked him if he is married and rushed from the car rapidly. And now I started to feel jealous so playing with my cute secretary."
"You are crazy..." Nino chuckled. Sho moaned as if he was kissing Nino. The other was holding back his laugh so hard, until tears were falling. Sho looked at him with the eyes of "I will kill you if you ruin this!" So Nino stayed calm.
"You are delicious, baby~"Sho mumbled, clear enough to make Ohno's embarrassed face looked to the other side. Sho separated from Nino a moment before they reached their destination.
When Ohno opened the door, he was lowering his head shyly. Sho looked at Nino satisfyingly, and the other one sighed and walked toward the meeting place, which was a highly ranking restaurant.
Both of them stood frozen in front of the room which they planned to meet in. They heard shouts coming from the room. One voice was Matsumoto-san's, which Nino recognized immediately. Nino told Sho not to interrupt, but the nosy man knocked the door, provoking Nino with his tongue. They noticed that the fight stopped, and then someone opened the door. There was that old Matsumoto-san that Sho was convinced of his death, and other young man dressing stylishly, and was looking to the other side angrily.
They greeted each other and had a short conversation then started to talk about work. The meeting went good, and they ended up signing the contract with high expectation of the company of both sides. Along the meeting, that angry man was silent, each time Sho glanced at him, he found him looking at him also. Sho started to be curious. When the staff brought their dinner, Sho asked, "Anoo, Matsumoto-san? You haven't introduced him yet." Sho said politely, Nino looked up wondering at him. It wasn't Sho's character to be nosy in someone in work.
"Ah, sorry. He is my son, Jun." Jun shrugged then looked at their side and bowed.
Along the dinner time, Sho was talking to Jun about usual topics like what was his job, his favorite cars, and sports. Sho laughed happily with Jun. Jun's father was smiling at the sight of both of them. Sho whispered to Nino, "He is great!" Nino was speechless, he was happy that Sho found someone he was interested in. Sho approached Jun's chair and asked him in his ear,
"Why you were fighting with your father?"
"Ah. He wanted me to stop playing, otherwise he is going to stop giving me money."
"Playing?"
"Gambling and sex."
"Aha, and how he suggested you to stop?"Sho's curiosity was reaching the highest point.
"He doesn't want me to stop. But to use it in the right way."
"I don't understand you." Sho blinked at Jun. He looked questioningly at him.
"Sakurai-san, I am a God in bed." Jun glanced at him teasingly and winked. Sho smirked understandingly, he knew that that old man wanted more than a formal company with him. And he was trying to use his useless son to do it? I found a new target!
Sho stood for sudden, and looked to Nino and Jun's father side. "Pardon me gentlemen, but I need to leave now." He pointed at Jun to stand up, so the other did. They headed toward the door while the others looked at them, shocked. Nino called Sho to stop, and ran after him. He took Sho's hand and pulled him to an empty place and asked him whisperingly about what he was planning to do. Sho answered, "He needs his father's acceptance, and I need a maid to annoy!"Sho chuckled. Nino rolled his eyes and sighed, there was no limit in Sho's hilarious side! When Sho was about to leave, Nino pulled him again.
"So… No sex?"
"No~"Sho answered. He captured Nino's relief expression, he thought it was because he didn't want him to ruin their relationship with Matsumoto-san. He didn't care that much since he had his glorious maid waiting for him.
Sho ran toward his car, he pointed for Ohno to leave, so he did. The weather outside was so cold, Jun was holding his arms around his chest, obviously trembling from the cold weather. Sho felt something knocking his heart at that sight. When he saw the smoke leaving Jun's throat he stood stillness, then looked at Jun knitting his brows. Sho hurriedly stepped and opened the door for Jun, the other man smiled gently and entered. Sho shook his head and walked to the driver seat. But before he opened the door, someone pushed him toward the car and started kissing him in that dark stand in front of Jun's surprised eyes."He is a man." Sho thought. It was strange why he didn't push him yet, "So soft…but..."He snapped his eyes opened and tried pushing his kisser gently at first, but the man deepened the kiss, so Sho pushed him harshly, then the man jumped back. When Sho saw the man in front of him, he froze.
"M-Masaki…?"
"I've missed you, Sho."
End of chapter one.
HAHAHA! What do you think?
Are you curious about this collection? (Sakumiya, Yama, Sakumoto, Sakuraiba!) well, each pair will have a story XD And one only will go on… mpreg? I want to tell you, but I can't now v,v'
Looking forward for your comments ^^
JA!