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[may_haigha]

Kilroy? Lauren? Where are you? I'm on the beach and, well-

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I'M STUCK IN A BAG

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I'M STUCK IN A BAG

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I'M STUCK IN A BAG

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I'M STUCK IN A BAG

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I'M STUCK IN A BAG

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I'M STUCK IN A BAG

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HELP ME PLEASE!

Comments

[one_fry_short]

This sounds almost like Bagism.

[may_haigha]

It's so hot in here. :(

[one_fry_short]

Did Kilroy seriously make you get in a bag?

[priceonyourhead]

MEN ALWAYS LOOK AT HER AND I AM THE JEALOUS TYPE.

[one_fry_short]

Well, I know, but don't you think a bag's a little extreme? I mean, for one thing, it's probably a bagillion degrees there. And she could run out of air, be literally picked up by someone, roll down a sand dune, pass out and end up in a dumpster somewhere!

Mind you, that's an extreme scenario, but I think you might be endangering your wife a bit, eh.

[priceonyourhead]

Since when have you been so rational.

[one_fry_short]

NOT PUTTING YOUR WIFE IN A BAG ISN'T RATIONAL, IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO NOT DO.

[priceonyourhead]

DOUBLE NEGATIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[may_haigha]

honey?

[priceonyourhead]

DON'T WORRY DARLING I SHANT BE COMING HOME.

[may_haigha]

Don't be mad at me.

[priceonyourhead]

I'M NOT. I JUST KNOW WHEN I'M BEING A TERRIBLE HUSBAND. IT'S AROUND THE TIME PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER BEEN MARRIED START TO GIVE ME ADVICE.

[may_haigha]

You're not. You're the best husband.

I love you very, very, very, very, VERY much, you know that right?

[priceonyourhead]

YOU SHOULD TRY TO CORRECT THAT. I COULD PROBABLY POINT YOU IN THE DIRECTION OF A REALLY RELIABLE DOCTOR.

[may_haigha]

YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T BELIEVE ANYTHING THAT IS GOING TO BE PRINTED IN THE TABLOIDS, RIGHT?

[priceonyourhead]

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WHAT DOES THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? WHO HAVE YOU BEEN RUNNING AROUND WITH?