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[may_haigha]

For the love of XENU, people

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[one_fry_short]

I am not a child, sir.

And my favourite horror film is Jaws. Not many heroine's opening doors in that one, mate. Sorry. The heroines who do that are bloody stupid. That's what makes horror films so great.

[maleficentia]

...how old are you?

I would call Jaws more a thriller than a horror movie, personally.

[one_fry_short]

Twenty-nine for about 4 more days. How old are you?

Yeah, it's a bit of a debate. I think it's horror because there's violence, blood, guts, scary music, main characters getting killed. But I dunno. It could be a thriller, I suppose. I like The Shining as well. That's sort of medium-horror. Horror-lite.

[maleficentia]

I do hate to sound like a broken record, but you're kidding.

Thirty-two for another week.

[one_fry_short]

I wish I were kidding. I'm afraid to ask, but how old did you think I was?

Ah! We've got close birthdays!

[maleficentia]

Let's not tread on that subject, shall we?

Indeed.

[one_fry_short]

Yeah, perhaps that'd be best.

Would you like a pressie?

[maleficentia]

---do you often offer presents to complete strangers?

[one_fry_short]

Only the lucky ones.

[maleficentia]

Bit too freakishly magnanimous for my tastes. In short, no.

[one_fry_short]

Suit yourself, mate.

[maleficentia]

Will do, thanks.