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[may_haigha]

For the love of XENU, people

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[one_fry_short]

That hare was boastful and did not take the merits of his competitor seriously. He wasn't stupid. The moral doesn't say "Slow and steady wins the race - oh, and hares are stupid." The moral is not to boast and rush through things, thinking that you'll succeed.

[maleficentia]

Splitting hairs, child. You might as well say the heroine of your favorite horror movie was not stupid but curious for opening that door.

[one_fry_short]

I am not a child, sir.

And my favourite horror film is Jaws. Not many heroine's opening doors in that one, mate. Sorry. The heroines who do that are bloody stupid. That's what makes horror films so great.

[maleficentia]

...how old are you?

I would call Jaws more a thriller than a horror movie, personally.

[one_fry_short]

Twenty-nine for about 4 more days. How old are you?

Yeah, it's a bit of a debate. I think it's horror because there's violence, blood, guts, scary music, main characters getting killed. But I dunno. It could be a thriller, I suppose. I like The Shining as well. That's sort of medium-horror. Horror-lite.

[maleficentia]

I do hate to sound like a broken record, but you're kidding.

Thirty-two for another week.

[one_fry_short]

I wish I were kidding. I'm afraid to ask, but how old did you think I was?

Ah! We've got close birthdays!

[maleficentia]

Let's not tread on that subject, shall we?

Indeed.

[one_fry_short]

Yeah, perhaps that'd be best.

Would you like a pressie?

[maleficentia]

---do you often offer presents to complete strangers?

[one_fry_short]

Only the lucky ones.

[maleficentia]

Bit too freakishly magnanimous for my tastes. In short, no.

[one_fry_short]

Suit yourself, mate.

[maleficentia]

Will do, thanks.