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[may_haigha]

I'm looking forward to Lost tomorrow.

Not to find out what happens on the island. That's secondary. Desmond blah blah blah.

I'm just hoping they have another 90 second trailer for Iron Man, because, Kilroy... I'm sorry. I love you with all my heart, I do, I do, BUT-

TONY STARK IS JUST SOOOOOOO HOT!

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[one_fry_short]

CREEPY ROCK STARS NEED TO STOP APPEARING IN MY DREAMS! DID I TELL YOU ABOUT MY CHER DREAM?!

It's going well. My dad is alarmingly a lot like me, except he's a brain surgeon named Robert and not a restaurant performer named Harrison. He has albums full of pictures of me in nappies...

Oh, and I might have a girlfriend. But we're taking it slow.

How are things with you and Kilroy and Kettle and Pot?

[may_haigha]

A CHER DREAM IS NEVER GOOD! NEVER! BUT YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!

Alright. That makes me happy. Though, I think I need a picture of you in nappies.

GIRLFRIEND?!

Good, good! We're going to ride the Teacups today.

[one_fry_short]

SHE WAS TURNING BACK TIME WITH ME. I THINK SHE THOUGHT I WAS SONNY. IT WAS BIZARRE.

[pause while he blushes]

Oh, no you don't. Trust me.

YES?! Why? You're surprised I'm capable of attracting women? Well, me too. But there it is.

I'm so jealous! I've never even seen the Teacups!