I don't know what sort until I see them. But Spring is coming. Flowering plants. Lilies, azaleas, and maybe gardinia. Of course, hyacinths.
I smell something burning. I thought you ought to know. It's like - OH! I recognize that smell now. A burning pop tart.
Be a rebel! Go against fashion all together by doing away with clothes! Or, if Kool-Aid shoes are all you're going to wear, you can try stringing them together in creative ways to cover the rest of your body.
I DIE IN THE END! Or rather, my character does. SPECTACULARLY!
Kilroy already announced your hooky-ness. I'm leaving my make-up on and going shopping for plants. BUT DON'T WORRY, we can still go plant and flower shopping together. It'll be fun! What kind of flowers do you want for your wedding? I think tropical ones will be fun. HAVE YOU SEEN THEM? Tiny pineapples! I kid you not! Tiny pineapples on a stem. They are the coolest thing.
Aahahah LOOKS LIKE MY SUB DIRECTOR WILL HAVE TO STEP IN AKA THAT INTERN GUY FROM 30 ROCK.
OH. OH ACTUALLY. OK. DO THAT. BUT. HAVE ONE OF THE INTERNS FOLLOW YOU AROUND WITH A CAMERA AND WE CAN PUT IT UP ON YOUTUBE. NBC LOVES WHEN WE DO THAT. OR IT COULD BE EXTRAS ON THE DVD!!!
One day you're going to have to learn how to love Larry, sorry to say. YES YES WE COULD MAKE A WHOLE SEGMENT ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER OUT AND ABOUT ON THE TOWN. Even if it's shot with a handheld it'll be hilarious.
Early to bed and early to wise, makes one healthy wealthy and wise.
Larry is TAKING ADVANTAGE of you and May because he knows you love him. The day you play hooky, and he burns Pop Tarts in the break room! Handheld it is! Oh, now I'll have to do more than just shop for plants! I'll go to Saks Fifth Avenue to buy jewelry! Do I get a budget?
Kilroy - I'm...I'm flattered.
What color is it? I'm wearing my plum one to match Elisa's dress.
LARRY IS A PRINCE AND YOU ARE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT. Oh well no budget! We're actually UNDER budget IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT and whatever you don't want we'll donate to charity, yeah?
PFFFT! I'm excited! MAY TOLD ME YOU HAVE AN EPIC DEATH SCENE!
I actually bought a nice blue BLUE suit to go with the Koolaid kicks May and I have been sporting lately.
HERE'S A QUESTION IF I SAY YES ARE YOU AUTOMATICALLY REQUIRED TO SAY NO? WHAT IF I SAY STOP? DO YOU HAVE TO SAY GO?
WELL IF YOU'RE BUYING THINGS THAT ARE INTENDED FOR OLD LADIES I REALLY DOUBT YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO USE THEM, RIGHT? SO WE AUCTION THAT SHIT OFF. IT'S BRILLIANT. BRILLIANT.
Uh. ANSER?
LIKE HOLY SHIT THAT'S A BLUE SUIT BLUE. AND I DON'T WANT TO EVEN TRY. THOUGH I'M SURE MAY HAS ALREADY....
[Private to May]
Getting better all the time. I think. Thank you for asking.
My movie opens tomorrow - tonight is the premiere. This is a big hint/reminder for you and Kilroy: GO SEE IT!
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[May/Neil]
Good, good. I'm glad to hear it.
WE WILL BE THERE! MAYBE WITH BELLS ON, MAYBE NOT! What should I wear?
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[May/Neil}
I need new plants, though.
Bells, but you have to SILENCE THEM during the movie! You should wear clothes. And Kool-Aid shoes.
Do you want to hear spoilers?
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OH, AND I'M SICK, SO I WON'T BE AT WORK TODAY. NEITHER WILL KILROY!
[May/Neil]
WHAT SORT OF PLANTS? I can get you some!
Clooooooooothes are so contraining. But, if I must. And I'm never wearing anything else again besides Kool-Aid shoes. Seriously.
ALWAYS! SPOLIERS ALWAYS!
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OH NOES!
[May/Neil]
Playing hooky, aren't you?
I don't know what sort until I see them. But Spring is coming. Flowering plants. Lilies, azaleas, and maybe gardinia. Of course, hyacinths.
I smell something burning. I thought you ought to know. It's like - OH! I recognize that smell now. A burning pop tart.
Be a rebel! Go against fashion all together by doing away with clothes! Or, if Kool-Aid shoes are all you're going to wear, you can try stringing them together in creative ways to cover the rest of your body.
I DIE IN THE END! Or rather, my character does. SPECTACULARLY!
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[May/Neil]
Maybe a little bit. BUT WE'RE ALLOWED! WE HAVEN'T DONE IT IN QUITE SOME TIME!
We can go plant shopping soon! I need to find flowers for the wedding, too.
TELL LARRY THAT THE STRAWBERRY POP-TARTS ARE OFF LIMITS! THAT BASTARD!
I should make a dress of Kool-Aid!
I'M GOING TO BE LOOKING FORWARD TO IT! Well, not you dying, BUT GETTING TO SEE YOUR CHARACTER DIE! I'm very excited!
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Can I fire Larry over the strawberry pop tarts?
[...] Would that work? A Kool-Aid dress?
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BY THE BY WE'RE PLAYING HOOKY TODAY SO DON'T BOTHER COMING INTO WORK.
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Thanks for tell me now! I'm already here and my make-up's on.
Fine, I'm leaving it on and going shopping for plants.
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Aahahah LOOKS LIKE MY SUB DIRECTOR WILL HAVE TO STEP IN AKA THAT INTERN GUY FROM 30 ROCK.
OH. OH ACTUALLY. OK. DO THAT. BUT. HAVE ONE OF THE INTERNS FOLLOW YOU AROUND WITH A CAMERA AND WE CAN PUT IT UP ON YOUTUBE. NBC LOVES WHEN WE DO THAT. OR IT COULD BE EXTRAS ON THE DVD!!!
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...no shopping?
I love it! Any intern except Larry, though. DVD extras, or if some of the footage is good, then maybe we can work it in as part of an actual show.
psst - my movie opens tomorrow
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One day you're going to have to learn how to love Larry, sorry to say. YES YES WE COULD MAKE A WHOLE SEGMENT ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER OUT AND ABOUT ON THE TOWN. Even if it's shot with a handheld it'll be hilarious.
I know- I BOUGHT A NEW SUIT JUST FOR THE OPENING.
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Larry is TAKING ADVANTAGE of you and May because he knows you love him. The day you play hooky, and he burns Pop Tarts in the break room! Handheld it is! Oh, now I'll have to do more than just shop for plants! I'll go to
Saks Fifth Avenue to buy jewelry! Do I get a budget?
Kilroy - I'm...I'm flattered.
What color is it? I'm wearing my plum one to match Elisa's dress.
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LARRY IS A PRINCE AND YOU ARE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT. Oh well no budget! We're actually UNDER budget IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT and whatever you don't want we'll donate to charity, yeah?
PFFFT! I'm excited! MAY TOLD ME YOU HAVE AN EPIC DEATH SCENE!
I actually bought a nice blue BLUE suit to go with the Koolaid kicks May and I have been sporting lately.
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NO NO NO! He took the STRAWBERRY ONES! I don't really understand what you're saying about charity, but okay!
Epic does not even cover it! I'm soooo evil - guess who I based my characterization off of?
Blue BLUE? Peacock blue? Royal blue? I saw those shoes. If you dunk them in water, will it flavor it?
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WELL IF YOU'RE BUYING THINGS THAT ARE INTENDED FOR OLD LADIES I REALLY DOUBT YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO USE THEM, RIGHT? SO WE AUCTION THAT SHIT OFF. IT'S BRILLIANT. BRILLIANT.
Uh. ANSER?
LIKE HOLY SHIT THAT'S A BLUE SUIT BLUE. AND I DON'T WANT TO EVEN TRY. THOUGH I'M SURE MAY HAS ALREADY....
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