Once upon a time, a princess had some stupid bad shit happen to her and got locked up somewhere, guarded by dragons and stuff. A stuffed up prince came to rescue her, got his ass kicked, then cheated and defeated the dragons. He broke into the princess's cell and said "Yay I win! We get married now, you have my babies!"
And the princess said "Dammit you killed my dragons, you asshole! I was having a great time in here, not having to deal with any of that courtly stuff or politics; look, they have a LIBRARY!"
The prince looked, and he did see a lot of books. But seeing as how he didn't know how to read it didn't mean much to him. "I WON," he insisted.
"Get out." And she conked him on the head with a cast iron skillet. Fortunately one of the dragons had been out to the grocery store, and was a bit irritated to find the rest of the dragons dead ("I bought Sun Chips and I'm the only one who doesn't like them!"), but on the other hand, it was much more peaceful.
So the dragon and the princess moved their library to Canada and all was well.
And the princess said "Dammit you killed my dragons, you asshole! I was having a great time in here, not having to deal with any of that courtly stuff or politics; look, they have a LIBRARY!"
The prince looked, and he did see a lot of books. But seeing as how he didn't know how to read it didn't mean much to him. "I WON," he insisted.
"Get out." And she conked him on the head with a cast iron skillet. Fortunately one of the dragons had been out to the grocery store, and was a bit irritated to find the rest of the dragons dead ("I bought Sun Chips and I'm the only one who doesn't like them!"), but on the other hand, it was much more peaceful.
So the dragon and the princess moved their library to Canada and all was well.
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