I THINK SO. I'm not sure. I'd have to go read Star again, and you know how much I hate to do that.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THE MYSTERY! THE SUSPENSE! THE UNWRAPPING OF THEM TO FIND OUT WHAT'S UNDERNEATH! THE COLD STEEL AGAINST YOUR HOT FLESH... HOW CAN YOU NOT BE NINJA-SEXUAL?
IF YOU MUST KNOW A NINJA BROKE MY HEART! Literally. He thrust his hand into my chest and pulled my heart out, still beating, and tore it in two. Once broken, put it back and I've never ever been the same about ninjas ever since.
Was there a pillow fight and I wasn't told?
ARRR! That I be, lassie. Me secret's been made public, might as well come outta t'closet. Thar'll be no revolting for me, what with my Admiral being the harsh mistress of the sea, Vegas.
I'm all yours, m'lady. Do you need anything from London?
Can you get some things for Kilroy instead of me? I'll find some specific things I'd like you to get him when I have a little more time, but this shot IS REALLY BEGINNING TO IRK ME!
I don't do ninjas.
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DAMN THOSE PAPARAZZI! My secret's out.
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But, I think it might have just been from when you went to Ninja the restaurant.
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Were those the pictures of me throwing those ninja stars at the camera?
I swear! I'm NOT ninja-sexual! Just some of my close friends are!
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THE MYSTERY! THE SUSPENSE! THE UNWRAPPING OF THEM TO FIND OUT WHAT'S UNDERNEATH! THE COLD STEEL AGAINST YOUR HOT FLESH... HOW CAN YOU NOT BE NINJA-SEXUAL?
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That's so true...
Wait! Are you Ninja-sexual???
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Where he hell did you get the red ink?
OH MY GOD! That's BLOOD, isn't it? NINJA BLOOD! Written by the tip of your ninja sword.
No, no, I'm not! Really! How can you SAY such a thing??? Some of my BEST FRIENDS are ninja-sexual!
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It is certainly not blood of any sort, and don't let Larry tell you otherwise. I DIDN'T DO IT. I'M INNOCENT. It was all Charlie's fault.
YOU SEEM TO BE VERY INTERESTED IN PEOPLE'S NINJA-SEXUALITY!
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Don't try to fool ME! I know ninja blood when I see it!!!
...what did Charlie do? Is he ninja-sexual?
Oh, I'm just making a wee list. Just an ordinary list. Nothing to worry about. I like to keep track of these things.
You got my memo, right? About me skipping out early on Friday?
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Yes. He is. HE MIGHT HAVE DONE SOMETHING WITH THE FEATHERS IN THE DRESSING ROOM! BECAUSE IT CERTAINLY WASN'T ME!
Is it because you're Pirate-sexual, and are planning a revolt?
YES, I DID! We just have to shoot that one scene before you leave, okay?
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IF YOU MUST KNOW A NINJA BROKE MY HEART! Literally. He thrust his hand into my chest and pulled my heart out, still beating, and tore it in two. Once broken, put it back and I've never ever been the same about ninjas ever since.
Was there a pillow fight and I wasn't told?
ARRR! That I be, lassie. Me secret's been made public, might as well come outta t'closet. Thar'll be no revolting for me, what with my Admiral being the harsh mistress of the sea, Vegas.
I'm all yours, m'lady. Do you need anything from London?
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Maybe a little one? And some boas?
I'M NEVER TAKING YOU TO NINJA NOW, OKAY?
Can you get some things for Kilroy instead of me? I'll find some specific things I'd like you to get him when I have a little more time, but this shot IS REALLY BEGINNING TO IRK ME!
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