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So tonight was simply hysterical! Monster in Law is hilarious, I recommend it to everyone. The best part about going to the movies with my mom tonight was the event that happened while we were leaving the theatre. There was a group of slow moving grandmas in front of us and one of them was going through the middle door so I decided to go through the door on the right to get around her because she was moving so slow. I wasn't too successful. The womans ass was so wide that it overlapped in front of the door that I was opening and I hit her right in the ass! My mom and I both apologised and then went down the opposite set of stairs because we were trying extremely hard not to laugh! I couldn't stop, once I'd noticed my mom trying not to laugh it just made the whole situation even funnier. We seriously went in the direct opposite direction of where we were parked in order to avoid having to walk near these old women and have them realize that we were in utter hysterics. We ended up sitting on this patch of grass seperating parking spots cracking up laughing. Once we calmed down we got up and walked back to our car and as we came closer to the car I realized that the old woman that I wacked with the door was sitting in the passenger seat of the car next to my moms that was pulling out as we were getting in to our car. This just started me and my mother laughing again because, holy shit, how slow can a group of old women move?! I mean seriously! We were sitting there for a while!

All in all, going to the movies with my mom was an excellent idea! Monster in Law is hilarious and so is hitting old women with doors! haha! Oh also, I turned into my Aunt Vikki for a second aka turned into a raging bitch, but no worries I apologised right after... I'll explain later, I don't feel like typing anymore.