FIRST CHAPTER OF RANDY RADCLIFFE!!!!!!!!!
THE ADVENTURES OF RANDY RADCLIFFE
(SQUIRREL EXTRODINAIRE)
CHAPTER 1
(RANDY’S WAKE UP CALL)
BRING BRING………BRING BRING. As the phone rang, something began to stir underneath some beer cans and pizza boxes. It was our hero, Randy Radcliffe. Waking up drunk from a night of hard partying Randy slowing stumbled towards the phone, fell over, then got back up and stumbled again. He picked up the phone and said, “Baaaah.”
Then thinking again he said, “Hello, this is the sex god formally known as Randy,”
After trying to make sense out of what the man on the other end said Randy finally realised that his mother Martha had died. Randy had to go back to his home town in California to attend his mother’s funeral. He hadn’t been there for a long time and he didn’t really want to go back. But after a cold shower, and a couple of cups of coffee, Randy packed all of his things up and travelled back to California. Randy got to California 2 days later wearing big black boots, jeans, black leather jacket and dark shades.
The next day was Martha’s funeral so Randy got dressed up in his nicest black suit. When he got to the funeral he saw all of his relatives that he hadn’t seen in a long time. There was Uncle Chub-Chub, Cousin Louey and even Aunty Delilah. After the funeral a man came up to Randy, a man Randy didn’t want to see, it was his old boss, Mr. Dimitri. The work that he did for Mr. Dimitri was the main reason that Randy had left home in the first place. Randy used to be a hitman……….?
(SQUIRREL EXTRODINAIRE)
CHAPTER 1
(RANDY’S WAKE UP CALL)
BRING BRING………BRING BRING. As the phone rang, something began to stir underneath some beer cans and pizza boxes. It was our hero, Randy Radcliffe. Waking up drunk from a night of hard partying Randy slowing stumbled towards the phone, fell over, then got back up and stumbled again. He picked up the phone and said, “Baaaah.”
Then thinking again he said, “Hello, this is the sex god formally known as Randy,”
After trying to make sense out of what the man on the other end said Randy finally realised that his mother Martha had died. Randy had to go back to his home town in California to attend his mother’s funeral. He hadn’t been there for a long time and he didn’t really want to go back. But after a cold shower, and a couple of cups of coffee, Randy packed all of his things up and travelled back to California. Randy got to California 2 days later wearing big black boots, jeans, black leather jacket and dark shades.
The next day was Martha’s funeral so Randy got dressed up in his nicest black suit. When he got to the funeral he saw all of his relatives that he hadn’t seen in a long time. There was Uncle Chub-Chub, Cousin Louey and even Aunty Delilah. After the funeral a man came up to Randy, a man Randy didn’t want to see, it was his old boss, Mr. Dimitri. The work that he did for Mr. Dimitri was the main reason that Randy had left home in the first place. Randy used to be a hitman……….?