shhh...santas coming...but hes not leaving MUHAHAH

Dec 24, 2004 23:11

im finally gunna get that bastard. 17 years hes eluded me, but this year i have four live reindeer tied to a stake, and at midnight im going to burn them to lure santa out of hiding, when he show himself-GA- grab him and ransom him off to a third party.
...if only...
its christmas eve...i think its important to take a break from all this shoping and realize the true origin of christmas...
the date when santa defeated the evil Trolligag Trolls and won the north poll. with out the death of the elevs in the Trolligag war, wd never have christmas. so keep that in mind, and tie a yellow ribbon around your candy canes, for all seven elvs who lost their lives to the trolls. so sad...WAR DESTROYS ALL
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYY?????
aw...nevermind
i prolly wont see anyone between 11:17 pm Christmas Eve to Christmas day, so Merry Christmas to all and to all a good Knight.

"maybe this year santa will finally get me my medicine *cough cough* its ever so cold in the orphanage this year. i asked for a blanket last night and Mr. Jennins beat me till i was numb from pain..." - Me
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