And she said...
Machine hates me. That's the only explaination. DS doesn't love me anymore. Why, oh why have you abandoned me? Why do you keep tryin' to set me on fire? Fuckin' transmission must be faulty or some shit like that, I dunno. I'm sick of lookin' at it right now. decembereve, tnanashi? Got a good reason why an X42-66 charge-booster might, uh, keep catching on fire? If I burn down the hangar Une'll have my intestines for a scarf.
On a happier note, I AM FINE. I promise. Really. It's true. Had a bad day. Overreacted a little bit to some, um, startling news. But I'm over it. See, lookit me, I bounce back. I'm bouncy. Bounce, bounce, bounce.
CADETS. Your results will be out, um, soon. I'm like 99.999999999% through the papers by now. You didn't do too bad. Two or three failures, but hell, there's always next year. You know. Back into boot camp with you.
I'd also like to inform certain people that I do still OUT RANK THEM and can assign them bathroom duty for the rest of their military careers IF I so choose.
So quit stealing my muffins at breakfast.
On a happier note, I AM FINE. I promise. Really. It's true. Had a bad day. Overreacted a little bit to some, um, startling news. But I'm over it. See, lookit me, I bounce back. I'm bouncy. Bounce, bounce, bounce.
CADETS. Your results will be out, um, soon. I'm like 99.999999999% through the papers by now. You didn't do too bad. Two or three failures, but hell, there's always next year. You know. Back into boot camp with you.
I'd also like to inform certain people that I do still OUT RANK THEM and can assign them bathroom duty for the rest of their military careers IF I so choose.
So quit stealing my muffins at breakfast.