This isn't actually too bad. Two VW beetles? Yes please. Good money for me if I can sell them.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
maxwell_d sent to me...
Twelve hinotoris drumming
Eleven blondiebs piping
Ten katleaps a-leaping
Nine amymizunos dancing
Eight miyabiarashis a-milking
Seven misanagis a-swimming
Six barton_ts a-laying
Five ha-a-a-amsters
Four speedos
Three harlem globetrotters
Two vw beetles
...and a LiveJournal meme in a pear tree.