Jesus Brigade

Feb 06, 2006 20:38

So yesterday was superbowl sunday and what a super day it was. I was so pumped to see the Steelers win it!! They now have a ring for the thumb.

BUT BEFORE the superbowl my mom took me to the Mount Dora Arts Fesival. Mount Dora is a lovely town in Florida and I think it is somewhere people should visit, BUT the Jesus Brigade showed up yesterday after their church sessions. All these people handing out pamphlets about jesus and asking if I have heard the good news of Jesus to which I replied, "yea, it's that he's dead and ain't coming back" and they shutup. But they were everywhere singing their jesus songs and making me want to pull out a kazoo and start playing it against them.

JESUS FREAKS ARE SCARY AND SHOULDN"T BE ALLOWED ON THE STREETS

They are scarier than the homeless and crackheads.

Remember that kids.
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