New Rules
New rules time boys and girls!!
#1- Washington DC makes me feels patriotic so i encourage anyone to go if you wanna boost in patriotism.
#2 - If you are going to cross the street, look both ways --- people in this town are retarded when it comes to crossing streets. I've almost run over like 3 people this week. The hot weather is making everyone horny and stupid.
#3-- If i get one more call from blockbuster telling me that my movies are late, i'm going to scream. STOP CALLING ME. I know they're late, otherwise i would have taken them back already.
#4- Eat more FRIED CHICKEN. No one ever tells you that, but it's true. I mean -- everything tastes better fried anyways. Soon you'll be seeing ads saying that doctors recommend you eat more fried chicken. Then they'll make a drug to cure all the people that are sick from fried chicken and everyone will be happy. It's the way of consumerism.
#5-- Pee in random places. This week i have pissed off a highway and on a suburban. It is liberating and i don't have to do the pee dance anymore. Girls, i encourage random peeing.
#1- Washington DC makes me feels patriotic so i encourage anyone to go if you wanna boost in patriotism.
#2 - If you are going to cross the street, look both ways --- people in this town are retarded when it comes to crossing streets. I've almost run over like 3 people this week. The hot weather is making everyone horny and stupid.
#3-- If i get one more call from blockbuster telling me that my movies are late, i'm going to scream. STOP CALLING ME. I know they're late, otherwise i would have taken them back already.
#4- Eat more FRIED CHICKEN. No one ever tells you that, but it's true. I mean -- everything tastes better fried anyways. Soon you'll be seeing ads saying that doctors recommend you eat more fried chicken. Then they'll make a drug to cure all the people that are sick from fried chicken and everyone will be happy. It's the way of consumerism.
#5-- Pee in random places. This week i have pissed off a highway and on a suburban. It is liberating and i don't have to do the pee dance anymore. Girls, i encourage random peeing.