late nite tv
Last night I was flipping through the channels after Mutts closed at 3am -- all i can say is wow-- there is some stupid shit on.
I was watching austin stevens snake master and he is WAY too obsessed with snakes. Maybe he was abused as a child with snakes -- that would explain his orgasmic reaction to them. When he sees a snake he about busts a nut!! I mean it's like he found gold or a big bag of weed. Same thing with the crocodile hunter. They all get WAY WAY too excited about things. Can you imagine if an animal acted like that everytime they saw a human -- oh wait, dogs do, but I am talking about snakes.
Anyways, it was so funny, because he found this snake in the water and jumped out of his boat to go fondle it. That's when i changed the channel and saw my FAVORITE commercial for the Jammster ringtone happy plan. Those commercials are on more than anything. If i have to hear that little bird sing it's jammster idol song again, i'm gonna throw something at the tv. It sucks when you have that shit in your head all day. It's worse than having a really bad song in your head.
I'd like to meet someone on the Jammster happy plan, because they must be really lame to pay 2 dollars a week to get some shitty bird singing on their phone.
If they had napoleon dynamite soundbites, then i might purchase it. BUT NO, they have pimp backgrounds and animals singing. What is consumerism coming to?
Well that's my rant for today folks. Have a nice one :)
I was watching austin stevens snake master and he is WAY too obsessed with snakes. Maybe he was abused as a child with snakes -- that would explain his orgasmic reaction to them. When he sees a snake he about busts a nut!! I mean it's like he found gold or a big bag of weed. Same thing with the crocodile hunter. They all get WAY WAY too excited about things. Can you imagine if an animal acted like that everytime they saw a human -- oh wait, dogs do, but I am talking about snakes.
Anyways, it was so funny, because he found this snake in the water and jumped out of his boat to go fondle it. That's when i changed the channel and saw my FAVORITE commercial for the Jammster ringtone happy plan. Those commercials are on more than anything. If i have to hear that little bird sing it's jammster idol song again, i'm gonna throw something at the tv. It sucks when you have that shit in your head all day. It's worse than having a really bad song in your head.
I'd like to meet someone on the Jammster happy plan, because they must be really lame to pay 2 dollars a week to get some shitty bird singing on their phone.
If they had napoleon dynamite soundbites, then i might purchase it. BUT NO, they have pimp backgrounds and animals singing. What is consumerism coming to?
Well that's my rant for today folks. Have a nice one :)