1. I committed suicide: cry desperately and look at old Europe pictures
2. I said I liked you: I’d give you a big hug and say, “6 years, Maz…6 years..” :D
3. I kissed you: I’d give you a big hug and say, “6 years, Maz…6 years..” :D
4. I lived next door to you: we’d be best friends and you’d get hecka sick of me
5. I started smoking: :::double fists:::
6. I stole something: I’d borrow something you stole
7. I was hospitalized: I’d come visit you ASAP!
8. I ran away from home: You’d better be running away to MY HOME, BIOTCH!
9. I got into a fight and you weren't there: I’d be like, whytf didn’t you wait for me?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
1. Personality: SUPER! You’re really caring and a good listener, BUT you never let othe rpeople know what your problems are!
2. Eyes: GOOOORGEOUS. Ya ya, you know it.
3. Face: AY CARUMBA. Makes every girl swoon
4. Hair: Dude, I’M SPEECHLESS. Your hair makes me dumbstruck. You make brad pitt look homeless
5. Clothes: haha I wish I was there for the I’m-Wearing-Jeans-to-School movement
6. Mannerisms: You’re very calm, you like to shake your fists and huddle in your pea coat
7. Family: your dad likes fixin up cars…that’s mostly all you ever tell me! Your mom works at the linear accelerator.
[1] Who are you? Rachel
[2] Are we friends? Yes we are
[3] When and how did we meet? Drama class? You saved our butt in the Word for Word (and we saved yours?) EURRROOOOPE
[4] How have I affected you? You’ve made me feel far less alone whenever I felt pretty alone
[5] What do you think of me? I think you’re going to make some girl out there very lucky, but for now, YOU’RE ALL MINE! MINE MINE MINE!!!
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? Oy vay. This isn’t really fond, but I’ll always remember you pulling the wine out of your coat.
[7] How long do you think we'll remain friends or enemies? Until you get married and forget about me, hahah.
[8] Do you love me? undyingly
[9] Have I ever hurt you? When you said my eyes were small ;)
[10] Would you hug me? Durrr
[11] Would you kiss me? I should really stop throwing myself at guys
[12] Would you have sex with me? I should really stop throwing myself at guys
[13] Are we close? I feel like you don’t talk to me enough
[14] Emotionally, what stands out? I don’t get this question
[15] Do you wish I was cooler? WHAAAT. That’s impossible
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? Insert infinity symbol
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. MAZ. It came so naturally. Max seemed so…like everyone else. YOU STAND ALONE!
[18] Am I loveable? Aljelajelijaligjliajelijanknc more loveable than anyone from ONE TREE HILL. Now that’s saying a lot
[19] How long have you known me? A year?
[20] Describe me in one word. comforting
[21] What was your first impression? Butter me up? Was that you?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now? Hahaha, ya upon occasion (meaning when you’re with vasily :D )
[23] What do you think my weakness is? Letting people unload on you and not unloading back, haha
[24] Do you think I’ll get married? Ya and it’ll only tak eyou one try, just watch
[25] What about me makes you happy? Haha besides your hair, EVERYTHING.
[26] What about me makes you sad? Your lj name. Maxlonely.
[27] What reminds you of me? Hilary duff, every time.
[28] What's something you would change about me? Nothing ever
[29] How well do you know me? Who knows. Probably not very well, but I know you like to play games
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? no sir
[31] Do you think I would kill someone? Lol actually, it might be in the realm of possibility. Like that dude in spain you wanted to beat down. He woulda been done for, if you’d decided on it.
[32] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? No, because I’m FASTING LJ!!!
1. I committed suicide: i'd be sad, i'd attend the funeral and tell stories about how we used to pinch your nipples to lift spirits 2. I said I liked you: i'd slap you 3. I kissed you: i'd slap you 4. I lived next door to you: i'd slap you 5. I started smoking: i'd slap you 6. I stole something: i'd slap you 7. I was hospitalized: i'd heal you 8. I ran away from home: i'd feed you 9. I got into a fight and you weren't there: i'd slap you
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
1. Personality: its super 2. Eyes: i like that one doesnt match the other in color 3. Face: i should slap it 4. Hair: never should be cut 5. Clothes: i <3your target hat 6. Mannerisms: i can't swim 7. Family: they're cool
[1] Who are you? jimmytran
[2] Are we friends? yes
[3] When and how did we meet? eharmony.com
[4] How have I affected you? you helped me by taking away my sins and replenishing my soul
[5] What do you think of me? max= the best
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? when we slept in that tent and it was all steamy in the morning
[7] How long do you think we'll remain friends or enemies? forever, for both
[8] Do you love me? yeap
[9] Have I ever hurt you? yeap
[10] Would you hug me? i'd slap you
[11] Would you kiss me? i'd slap you
[12] Would you have sex with me? i'd slap you
[13] Are we close? yeap
[14] Emotionally, what stands out? morning wood in loose pajamas
[15] Do you wish I was cooler? no
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? 10
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. whoopie goldberg, you guys look alike
[18] Am I loveable? yeap
[19] How long have you known me? since 2001
[20] Describe me in one word. gracdefullnessiest
[21] What was your first impression? man this guy is gonna rub me with car freshener someday
[22] Do you still think that way about me now? man this guy has rubbed me with car freshener
[23] What do you think my weakness is? kryptonite
[24] Do you think I'll get married? yeap, to hilary
[25] What about me makes you happy? you personality
[26] What about me makes you sad? your penis
[27] What reminds you of me? 12 inch black objects
[28] What's something you would change about me? add bowling skills
[29] How well do you know me? a fair amount
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? i think i spotted osama in the bowling alley
[31] Do you think I would kill someone? no
[32] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? yea
1. I committed suicide: cry desperately and look at old Europe pictures
2. I said I liked you: I’d give you a big hug and say, “6 years, Maz…6 years..” :D
3. I kissed you: I’d give you a big hug and say, “6 years, Maz…6 years..” :D
4. I lived next door to you: we’d be best friends and you’d get hecka sick of me
5. I started smoking: :::double fists:::
6. I stole something: I’d borrow something you stole
7. I was hospitalized: I’d come visit you ASAP!
8. I ran away from home: You’d better be running away to MY HOME, BIOTCH!
9. I got into a fight and you weren't there: I’d be like, whytf didn’t you wait for me?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
1. Personality: SUPER! You’re really caring and a good listener, BUT you never let othe rpeople know what your problems are!
2. Eyes: GOOOORGEOUS. Ya ya, you know it.
3. Face: AY CARUMBA. Makes every girl swoon
4. Hair: Dude, I’M SPEECHLESS. Your hair makes me dumbstruck. You make brad pitt look homeless
5. Clothes: haha I wish I was there for the I’m-Wearing-Jeans-to-School movement
6. Mannerisms: You’re very calm, you like to shake your fists and huddle in your pea coat
7. Family: your dad likes fixin up cars…that’s mostly all you ever tell me! Your mom works at the linear accelerator.
[1] Who are you? Rachel
[2] Are we friends? Yes we are
[3] When and how did we meet? Drama class? You saved our butt in the Word for Word (and we saved yours?) EURRROOOOPE
[4] How have I affected you? You’ve made me feel far less alone whenever I felt pretty alone
[5] What do you think of me? I think you’re going to make some girl out there very lucky, but for now, YOU’RE ALL MINE! MINE MINE MINE!!!
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? Oy vay. This isn’t really fond, but I’ll always remember you pulling the wine out of your coat.
[7] How long do you think we'll remain friends or enemies? Until you get married and forget about me, hahah.
[8] Do you love me? undyingly
[9] Have I ever hurt you? When you said my eyes were small ;)
[10] Would you hug me? Durrr
[11] Would you kiss me? I should really stop throwing myself at guys
[12] Would you have sex with me? I should really stop throwing myself at guys
[13] Are we close? I feel like you don’t talk to me enough
[14] Emotionally, what stands out? I don’t get this question
[15] Do you wish I was cooler? WHAAAT. That’s impossible
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? Insert infinity symbol
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. MAZ. It came so naturally. Max seemed so…like everyone else. YOU STAND ALONE!
[18] Am I loveable? Aljelajelijaligjliajelijanknc more loveable than anyone from ONE TREE HILL. Now that’s saying a lot
[19] How long have you known me? A year?
[20] Describe me in one word. comforting
[21] What was your first impression? Butter me up? Was that you?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now? Hahaha, ya upon occasion (meaning when you’re with vasily :D )
[23] What do you think my weakness is? Letting people unload on you and not unloading back, haha
[24] Do you think I’ll get married? Ya and it’ll only tak eyou one try, just watch
[25] What about me makes you happy? Haha besides your hair, EVERYTHING.
[26] What about me makes you sad? Your lj name. Maxlonely.
[27] What reminds you of me? Hilary duff, every time.
[28] What's something you would change about me? Nothing ever
[29] How well do you know me? Who knows. Probably not very well, but I know you like to play games
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? no sir
[31] Do you think I would kill someone? Lol actually, it might be in the realm of possibility. Like that dude in spain you wanted to beat down. He woulda been done for, if you’d decided on it.
[32] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I
say about you? No, because I’m FASTING LJ!!!
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i'd be sad, i'd attend the funeral and tell stories about how we used to pinch your nipples to lift spirits
2. I said I liked you:
i'd slap you
3. I kissed you:
i'd slap you
4. I lived next door to you:
i'd slap you
5. I started smoking:
i'd slap you
6. I stole something:
i'd slap you
7. I was hospitalized:
i'd heal you
8. I ran away from home:
i'd feed you
9. I got into a fight and you weren't there:
i'd slap you
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
1. Personality:
its super
2. Eyes:
i like that one doesnt match the other in color
3. Face:
i should slap it
4. Hair:
never should be cut
5. Clothes:
i <3your target hat
6. Mannerisms:
i can't swim
7. Family:
they're cool
[1] Who are you?
jimmytran
[2] Are we friends?
yes
[3] When and how did we meet?
eharmony.com
[4] How have I affected you?
you helped me by taking away my sins and replenishing my soul
[5] What do you think of me?
max= the best
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
when we slept in that tent and it was all steamy in the morning
[7] How long do you think we'll remain friends or enemies?
forever, for both
[8] Do you love me?
yeap
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
yeap
[10] Would you hug me?
i'd slap you
[11] Would you kiss me?
i'd slap you
[12] Would you have sex with me?
i'd slap you
[13] Are we close?
yeap
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
morning wood in loose pajamas
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
no
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
10
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
whoopie goldberg, you guys look alike
[18] Am I loveable?
yeap
[19] How long have you known me?
since 2001
[20] Describe me in one word.
gracdefullnessiest
[21] What was your first impression?
man this guy is gonna rub me with car freshener someday
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
man this guy has rubbed me with car freshener
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
kryptonite
[24] Do you think I'll get married?
yeap, to hilary
[25] What about me makes you happy?
you personality
[26] What about me makes you sad?
your penis
[27] What reminds you of me?
12 inch black objects
[28] What's something you would change about me?
add bowling skills
[29] How well do you know me?
a fair amount
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
i think i spotted osama in the bowling alley
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
no
[32] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I
say about you? yea
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