Apr 05, 2005 23:11
to bad mom won't go into the big white drinking bowl tonight. whenever she does that i get catnip on the bestest scratcher in existence.
it goes like this, she turns on the water at the lower place. where it fills, this amazingly large water bowl (you would likely recognize it, the same thing, from a higher place brings one human worth of rain until they turn a knob again), and she throws in stuff that smells all icky and makes her smell icky. i've been trying to see what the idea was lately. i tasted the bubbles and the water. ick! i'll never understand humans. but, oh yeah, i had a point, she turns on the water, fills the huge water bowl. puts out a bottle or cup of water for herself to drink. gives me catnip. turns on music. and immerses her body in the drinking bowl? what the!?!?!
but hey, i get catnip. i tried to clean her off a few times, after she got out of the drinking bowl, but she doesn't seem to want to be properly groomed. i'm telling you these humans, though we love them, are so uncivilized.