What I need meme
Goinked wholesale from Asidian (she always steals the best memes - I wonder who actually writes them?)
Go to Google. Search for "Your name needs", filling in your own first name. Record the top ten things Google thinks you need.
1. Maxine needs home! Can you help? (I'm always on the look-out for a nice mansion)
2. Mistress Maxine needs pleasuring today. On your knees....NOW! Never keep your Goddess waiting. (I like this one!)
3. Maxine needs to go... she needs to be pressured to leave. (don't kick me out! I'll be better, I promise!)
4. Maxine needs surgery to save her leg (eep!)
5. Maxine needs help too; her husband has had a brief affair that destroyed her trust in him. (well, whatever, I think #2 can help me cope)
6. Maxine needs 3.20 oz food and 12.80 oz. water per day. (that doesn't sound like enough....)
7. What Maxine needs is not a tipsy four-legged horse in the same old place but a totally rearranged menagerie. (wtf?)
8. Maxine "needs to be celebrating her life, not thinking about ending it." (I agree)
9. Maxine needs to think I've hit rock-bottom. She needs to feel the full delusion of her power over me. (this is some pretty strange mindgame shit going on right here)
10. The song is about telling this guy that he’s all Maxine needs. (ewww lame)
I am suitably amused
Go to Google. Search for "Your name needs", filling in your own first name. Record the top ten things Google thinks you need.
1. Maxine needs home! Can you help? (I'm always on the look-out for a nice mansion)
2. Mistress Maxine needs pleasuring today. On your knees....NOW! Never keep your Goddess waiting. (I like this one!)
3. Maxine needs to go... she needs to be pressured to leave. (don't kick me out! I'll be better, I promise!)
4. Maxine needs surgery to save her leg (eep!)
5. Maxine needs help too; her husband has had a brief affair that destroyed her trust in him. (well, whatever, I think #2 can help me cope)
6. Maxine needs 3.20 oz food and 12.80 oz. water per day. (that doesn't sound like enough....)
7. What Maxine needs is not a tipsy four-legged horse in the same old place but a totally rearranged menagerie. (wtf?)
8. Maxine "needs to be celebrating her life, not thinking about ending it." (I agree)
9. Maxine needs to think I've hit rock-bottom. She needs to feel the full delusion of her power over me. (this is some pretty strange mindgame shit going on right here)
10. The song is about telling this guy that he’s all Maxine needs. (ewww lame)
I am suitably amused