my evil plan
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rock star. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?
Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.
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Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rock star. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?
Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.
Return to 'So You've Decided to Be Evil'
http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php