Hyannisport for the Holidays
I've been twiddling my thumbs since the 'Whovie' failed to come to fruition (due to that rat bastard pete needing more money and adrienne curry infecting the entire set with diseases previously only to be found in bebe buell). But thank goodness, my 'ins' in hollywood have informed me that 'Hyannisport for the Holidays' a sweeping biopic depicting the Kennedy family set when the gang sits down for Thanksgiving after the death of 'Uncle Ted'. It's sort of like Gone with the Wind meets Dude Wheres My Car? (in the bottom of the lake of couse) Here is the cast!
Since Brian Dennehy was performing in 'Death of a Salesman' on Broadway and Charles Durning was filming Home for the Holidays VI: Hawaiian Vacation, producers were forced to pay a top dollar salary along with vocal coaches and a copious number of cheesedogs to recruit Jack Nicholson as family patriarch 'Teddy'
'Take a ride with Uncle Ted, baby..'
Curb Your Enthusiasm power couple Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen get their boxing gloves out to portray 'Joe for Oil' and 'Widow Vicki', battling for control of America's most scandalous family over the spiked eggnog and cranberry sauce..
Catherine O'Hara in a rare dramatic role as 'Caroline'..trying to 'keep Camelot alive' by stearing clear of planes, trains, and automobiles--but will she arrive at dinner to see the 'feathers fly?'..
The comic relief of the film: Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter as 'Patches and Teddy Jr.'
Joan Rivers as their mom, Joan Kennedy, rightfully taking her place as a Kennedy widow.
Fur flies in Flashback Sequences between these 2
Angelina Jolie as 'Jackie O'
Jennifer Aniston as 'Ethel'
Alec Baldwin as JFK
Daniel Baldwin as 'Young Ted'
Michael Sheen has won the coveted role of 'Bobby'
Zac Efron has been tapped to play 'John John'
And finally the kid from Problem Child as 'Young Patches', wreaking havoc on his father's failed presidential campaign..
Troubles with the Church..even back then!
Since Brian Dennehy was performing in 'Death of a Salesman' on Broadway and Charles Durning was filming Home for the Holidays VI: Hawaiian Vacation, producers were forced to pay a top dollar salary along with vocal coaches and a copious number of cheesedogs to recruit Jack Nicholson as family patriarch 'Teddy'
'Take a ride with Uncle Ted, baby..'
Curb Your Enthusiasm power couple Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen get their boxing gloves out to portray 'Joe for Oil' and 'Widow Vicki', battling for control of America's most scandalous family over the spiked eggnog and cranberry sauce..
Catherine O'Hara in a rare dramatic role as 'Caroline'..trying to 'keep Camelot alive' by stearing clear of planes, trains, and automobiles--but will she arrive at dinner to see the 'feathers fly?'..
The comic relief of the film: Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter as 'Patches and Teddy Jr.'
Joan Rivers as their mom, Joan Kennedy, rightfully taking her place as a Kennedy widow.
Fur flies in Flashback Sequences between these 2
Angelina Jolie as 'Jackie O'
Jennifer Aniston as 'Ethel'
Alec Baldwin as JFK
Daniel Baldwin as 'Young Ted'
Michael Sheen has won the coveted role of 'Bobby'
Zac Efron has been tapped to play 'John John'
And finally the kid from Problem Child as 'Young Patches', wreaking havoc on his father's failed presidential campaign..
Troubles with the Church..even back then!