Why Super Junior shouldn't join Facebook [4/4]
Title: Why Super Junior shouldn't join Facebook
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin), HaeHyuk (Donghae/Eunhyuk), YeWook (Yesung/Ryeowook), KangTeuk (Kangin/Leeteuk), HanChul (Hangeng/Heechul) & others being mentioned.
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Crack, Facebook
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Maybe SuJu really shouldn't join this site.
Why Super Junior shouldn't join Facebook
Part Four
Cho Sungmin I want to have a baby! D:
Cho Kyuhyun, Zhou Mi, Lee Hyukjae, Lee Donghae and 1371 others like this.
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Cho Kyuhyun you know that i would make you one if i could :(
Shin Donghee OMG. now you even want to have a freakin' baby?! how much more feminine can you get, Sungmin? :|
Cho Sungmin But they are so cute! Kyu, let's move to a country where we can get married and let's adopt a baby :)
Cho Kyuhyun that's a good idea. finally i wouldn't have to live with all those stinkers anymore
Lee Hyukjae Who are you calling a stinker :/
Cho Kyuhyun you are the biggest :D
Cho Sungmin Let's move to... Spain, ok? ♥
Cho Kyuhyun i agree! :3
Lee Hyukjae > Lee Donghae Do I really stink that much?
Cho Kyuhyun likes this.
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Lee Donghae of course not hyukkie dear! ...well, ok, maybe a bit BUT THAT'S COMPLETELY OK!!! I DON'T CARE!
Lee Hyukjae Hmph. No sex for the rest of the month.
Lee Donghae ahhhh hyukkie don't be like that! :'( i love you ok!
Lee Donghae don't be mad again. you know that you can't live without me and my little 'fishy' for a month :)
Cho Sungmin ...GROSS, Hae. Gross.
Lee Donghae what!! no need to read other people's conversations!!
Cho Kyuhyun but at least he's not lying, Minnie. his 'fishy' is indeed LITTLE.
Lee Hyukjae > Cho Kyuhyun And where do you know that from?!
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Cho Kyuhyun oh, shush, i once walked into the changing room in the wrong moment, ok?!
Lee Hyukjae Mhm...
Cho Kyuhyun you are the one who's freakin' showering with my fiancé :|
Lee Hyukjae Ah, ok, ok, looks like we're even then.
Cho Kyuhyun ;)
Cho Sungmin > Cho Kyuhyun !!!
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Cho Kyuhyun baby, don't get me wrong, i could never be with Hae, 'k?
Cho Sungmin ...Ok. I've seen what you wrote to Hyukjae. I must learn how not to be jealous ^-^
Cho Kyuhyun :3
Kim Ryeowook omo omo omo somebody give me water and pills please!!!
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Cho Sungmin What happened, Ryeowookie?! :o
Henry Lau -.-
Kim Ryeowook Henli... he... oh no! i can't believe it!!!
Cho Kyuhyun ??
Lee Donghae OMG IS HE DYING?!
Lee Hyukjae Who's dying?!
Kim Jongwoon DYING?!?!?!?! O_O but he's so young!
Kim Ryeowook oh he's not dying of course! it's even worse!!
Cho Sungmin Worse than dying? :o
Zhou Mi just say it already...
Kim Ryeowook ok, you all wanted to know... he's in love with a GIRL!
Shin Donghee and 3464 others like this.
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Cho Sungmin NO WAY.
Kim Jongwoon O_______________________________________________________O
Lee Hyukjae Wow! Miracles happen!
Lee Donghae -drops dead-
Zhou Mi oh!
Henry Lau Why are you all doing such a scandal out of it?! And Wookie, I told you not to announce it on facebook... T_T
Kim Ryeowook sorry... but it's too shocking to be silent about it! i feel like fainting!!
Kim Jongwoon nooooo, Wookie~
Cho Sungmin But I thought he loves Zhou Mi!
Zhou Mi WHAT?
Cho Kyuhyun but i thought he loves me :|
Cho Sungmin WHAT?
Lee Donghae and i thought he's too young :o
Shin Donghee > Henry Lau hahahahaha! so i'm NOT the only straight guy in SJ! but wait, why did you like it when i joined that only-shindong-is-straight group then?
Cho Kyuhyun likes this.
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Cho Kyuhyun that's because he isn't straight. he's bi. i saw him making out with Ryeowook once. during our SJ M promotions.
Kim Jongwoon WHAT WOOKIE WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD ME :|
Kim Ryeowook i don't know what he's talking about, Sungie! he's lying! Kyu, that's bad~ ;(
Cho Kyuhyun nah, ok, i'm kidding. but he's really bi.
Kim Ryeowook why is it that i suddenly can't find Henli's profile?!
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Cho Kyuhyun because your settings accidentally changed to English? ...oh no wait it's really not there
Lee Hyukjae Did he remove his account? :o
Lee Donghae why should he do this?!?!
Cho Sungmin Looks like we scared him away...? :(
Kim Ryeowook oh no!! i need to go and talk to him again!
Kim Jongwoon this time i'm going with you! >:[
Choi Siwon is now in a relationship with Kim Kibum.
Park Jungsu, Kim Kibum, Cho Sungmin, Lee Donghae, Lee Hyukjae, Cho Kyuhyun, Zhou Mi, Shin Donghee and 45677 others like this.
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Kim Kibum Finally.
Cho Sungmin omgggggggg how come? :D
Park Jungsu All thanks to me, kids! I'm the perfect matchmaker. Umma knows best.
Choi Siwon Thank you, Teukie :) Yes it was indeed Teukie's help. They came both to visit me and comfort me because of my depression regarding Hee- I mean God and I somehow ended up in Kibum's arms, haha!
Kim Kibum That's because Teukie pushed me towards you.
Park Jungsu -proud umma-
Lee Donghae now everyone is in love~~~~~~ except mimi. oh and teukie
Park Jungsu ?! Excuse me, I AM in love.
Lee Donghae but you can't sleep with kangin hyung, right?? :((
Park Jungsu ...WHY ARE ALL MY KIDS SUCH PERVERTS?
Cho Kyuhyun it's because you raised us :]
Park Jungsu ...
Cho Kyuhyun likes StarCraft
Shin Donghee and 2347 others like this.
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Lee Hyukjae Ewww Kyu, noooo...
Cho Sungmin We all know that you love it, Kyu, don't be old-school ._. Better pay more attention to me.
Zhou Mi Sungmin is right, Kui Xian! no need to 'like' it on facebook when it's sooo obvious :)
Cho Kyuhyun IT WAS A REMINDER TO YOU ALL IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN.
Cho Kyuhyun sorry, caps lock, forgot to turn it off after screaming at a psycho fangirl
Cho Sungmin Yes, as if you wouldn't tell us 24/7 how much you love this game. Of course we have forgotten.
Cho Kyuhyun i love your irony :)
Cho Sungmin I know :)
Park Jungsu likes Super Junior
Lee Hyukjae, Cho Sungmin, Lee Donghae, Cho Kyuhyun, Shin Donghee, Zhou Mi and 34596 others like this.
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Cho Kyuhyun and i am the obvious one? :|
Lee Donghae weeeeeiiii! we all love ourselves hahaha
Cho Kyuhyun of course we do. but why are Siwon and Kibum not liking us?!
Park Jungsu They are... busy.
Cho Kyuhyun :D
Cho Sungmin likes in our relationship, i am the TOP.
Lee Donghae, Shin Donghee and 8569 others like this.
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Cho Kyuhyun YOU WISH.
Cho Sungmin Oh come ooon, KyuWolfie, just once~!
Lee Hyukjae If I were you, I'd let him do whatever he wants :]
Cho Sungmin Hyukkie ♥♥
Cho Kyuhyun Min i think you should change your name to 'Lee' again :/
Cho Sungmin Kyu ♥♥♥♥
Cho Kyuhyun oh.
Kim Ryeowook guys guys guys Henli says that he will only come back to facebook if you manage to trend #ComeBackHenry on twitter for him!! and Sungie says that he wants me! and now he says that i wasn't supposed to write this... OH oops hahahahaha!
Lee Donghae, Lee Hyukjae and 324 others like this.
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Cho Kyuhyun but twitter is boring and old-fashioned. facebook FTW
Cho Sungmin That's why I stopped using twitter!
Park Jungsu If I died, would you also trend #ComeBackTeukie on twitter? I guess not...
Lee Donghae omg teukie is in his emo mood again!!
Cho Sungmin O_O
Lee Hyukjae Sooo, are we going to trend it?
Cho Kyuhyun i'm not. at least we have a place where we can bad-mouth him now.
Park Jungsu Maknae, I'm feeling ashamed of you :|
Shin Donghee likes And that's why Super Junior shouldn't join Facebook.
the end~
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin), HaeHyuk (Donghae/Eunhyuk), YeWook (Yesung/Ryeowook), KangTeuk (Kangin/Leeteuk), HanChul (Hangeng/Heechul) & others being mentioned.
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Crack, Facebook
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Maybe SuJu really shouldn't join this site.
Why Super Junior shouldn't join Facebook
Part Four
Cho Sungmin I want to have a baby! D:
Cho Kyuhyun, Zhou Mi, Lee Hyukjae, Lee Donghae and 1371 others like this.
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Cho Kyuhyun you know that i would make you one if i could :(
Shin Donghee OMG. now you even want to have a freakin' baby?! how much more feminine can you get, Sungmin? :|
Cho Sungmin But they are so cute! Kyu, let's move to a country where we can get married and let's adopt a baby :)
Cho Kyuhyun that's a good idea. finally i wouldn't have to live with all those stinkers anymore
Lee Hyukjae Who are you calling a stinker :/
Cho Kyuhyun you are the biggest :D
Cho Sungmin Let's move to... Spain, ok? ♥
Cho Kyuhyun i agree! :3
Lee Hyukjae > Lee Donghae Do I really stink that much?
Cho Kyuhyun likes this.
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Lee Donghae of course not hyukkie dear! ...well, ok, maybe a bit BUT THAT'S COMPLETELY OK!!! I DON'T CARE!
Lee Hyukjae Hmph. No sex for the rest of the month.
Lee Donghae ahhhh hyukkie don't be like that! :'( i love you ok!
Lee Donghae don't be mad again. you know that you can't live without me and my little 'fishy' for a month :)
Cho Sungmin ...GROSS, Hae. Gross.
Lee Donghae what!! no need to read other people's conversations!!
Cho Kyuhyun but at least he's not lying, Minnie. his 'fishy' is indeed LITTLE.
Lee Hyukjae > Cho Kyuhyun And where do you know that from?!
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Cho Kyuhyun oh, shush, i once walked into the changing room in the wrong moment, ok?!
Lee Hyukjae Mhm...
Cho Kyuhyun you are the one who's freakin' showering with my fiancé :|
Lee Hyukjae Ah, ok, ok, looks like we're even then.
Cho Kyuhyun ;)
Cho Sungmin > Cho Kyuhyun !!!
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Cho Kyuhyun baby, don't get me wrong, i could never be with Hae, 'k?
Cho Sungmin ...Ok. I've seen what you wrote to Hyukjae. I must learn how not to be jealous ^-^
Cho Kyuhyun :3
Kim Ryeowook omo omo omo somebody give me water and pills please!!!
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Cho Sungmin What happened, Ryeowookie?! :o
Henry Lau -.-
Kim Ryeowook Henli... he... oh no! i can't believe it!!!
Cho Kyuhyun ??
Lee Donghae OMG IS HE DYING?!
Lee Hyukjae Who's dying?!
Kim Jongwoon DYING?!?!?!?! O_O but he's so young!
Kim Ryeowook oh he's not dying of course! it's even worse!!
Cho Sungmin Worse than dying? :o
Zhou Mi just say it already...
Kim Ryeowook ok, you all wanted to know... he's in love with a GIRL!
Shin Donghee and 3464 others like this.
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Cho Sungmin NO WAY.
Kim Jongwoon O_______________________________________________________O
Lee Hyukjae Wow! Miracles happen!
Lee Donghae -drops dead-
Zhou Mi oh!
Henry Lau Why are you all doing such a scandal out of it?! And Wookie, I told you not to announce it on facebook... T_T
Kim Ryeowook sorry... but it's too shocking to be silent about it! i feel like fainting!!
Kim Jongwoon nooooo, Wookie~
Cho Sungmin But I thought he loves Zhou Mi!
Zhou Mi WHAT?
Cho Kyuhyun but i thought he loves me :|
Cho Sungmin WHAT?
Lee Donghae and i thought he's too young :o
Shin Donghee > Henry Lau hahahahaha! so i'm NOT the only straight guy in SJ! but wait, why did you like it when i joined that only-shindong-is-straight group then?
Cho Kyuhyun likes this.
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Cho Kyuhyun that's because he isn't straight. he's bi. i saw him making out with Ryeowook once. during our SJ M promotions.
Kim Jongwoon WHAT WOOKIE WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD ME :|
Kim Ryeowook i don't know what he's talking about, Sungie! he's lying! Kyu, that's bad~ ;(
Cho Kyuhyun nah, ok, i'm kidding. but he's really bi.
Kim Ryeowook why is it that i suddenly can't find Henli's profile?!
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Cho Kyuhyun because your settings accidentally changed to English? ...oh no wait it's really not there
Lee Hyukjae Did he remove his account? :o
Lee Donghae why should he do this?!?!
Cho Sungmin Looks like we scared him away...? :(
Kim Ryeowook oh no!! i need to go and talk to him again!
Kim Jongwoon this time i'm going with you! >:[
Choi Siwon is now in a relationship with Kim Kibum.
Park Jungsu, Kim Kibum, Cho Sungmin, Lee Donghae, Lee Hyukjae, Cho Kyuhyun, Zhou Mi, Shin Donghee and 45677 others like this.
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Kim Kibum Finally.
Cho Sungmin omgggggggg how come? :D
Park Jungsu All thanks to me, kids! I'm the perfect matchmaker. Umma knows best.
Choi Siwon Thank you, Teukie :) Yes it was indeed Teukie's help. They came both to visit me and comfort me because of my depression regarding Hee- I mean God and I somehow ended up in Kibum's arms, haha!
Kim Kibum That's because Teukie pushed me towards you.
Park Jungsu -proud umma-
Lee Donghae now everyone is in love~~~~~~ except mimi. oh and teukie
Park Jungsu ?! Excuse me, I AM in love.
Lee Donghae but you can't sleep with kangin hyung, right?? :((
Park Jungsu ...WHY ARE ALL MY KIDS SUCH PERVERTS?
Cho Kyuhyun it's because you raised us :]
Park Jungsu ...
Cho Kyuhyun likes StarCraft
Shin Donghee and 2347 others like this.
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Lee Hyukjae Ewww Kyu, noooo...
Cho Sungmin We all know that you love it, Kyu, don't be old-school ._. Better pay more attention to me.
Zhou Mi Sungmin is right, Kui Xian! no need to 'like' it on facebook when it's sooo obvious :)
Cho Kyuhyun IT WAS A REMINDER TO YOU ALL IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN.
Cho Kyuhyun sorry, caps lock, forgot to turn it off after screaming at a psycho fangirl
Cho Sungmin Yes, as if you wouldn't tell us 24/7 how much you love this game. Of course we have forgotten.
Cho Kyuhyun i love your irony :)
Cho Sungmin I know :)
Park Jungsu likes Super Junior
Lee Hyukjae, Cho Sungmin, Lee Donghae, Cho Kyuhyun, Shin Donghee, Zhou Mi and 34596 others like this.
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Cho Kyuhyun and i am the obvious one? :|
Lee Donghae weeeeeiiii! we all love ourselves hahaha
Cho Kyuhyun of course we do. but why are Siwon and Kibum not liking us?!
Park Jungsu They are... busy.
Cho Kyuhyun :D
Cho Sungmin likes in our relationship, i am the TOP.
Lee Donghae, Shin Donghee and 8569 others like this.
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Cho Kyuhyun YOU WISH.
Cho Sungmin Oh come ooon, KyuWolfie, just once~!
Lee Hyukjae If I were you, I'd let him do whatever he wants :]
Cho Sungmin Hyukkie ♥♥
Cho Kyuhyun Min i think you should change your name to 'Lee' again :/
Cho Sungmin Kyu ♥♥♥♥
Cho Kyuhyun oh.
Kim Ryeowook guys guys guys Henli says that he will only come back to facebook if you manage to trend #ComeBackHenry on twitter for him!! and Sungie says that he wants me! and now he says that i wasn't supposed to write this... OH oops hahahahaha!
Lee Donghae, Lee Hyukjae and 324 others like this.
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Cho Kyuhyun but twitter is boring and old-fashioned. facebook FTW
Cho Sungmin That's why I stopped using twitter!
Park Jungsu If I died, would you also trend #ComeBackTeukie on twitter? I guess not...
Lee Donghae omg teukie is in his emo mood again!!
Cho Sungmin O_O
Lee Hyukjae Sooo, are we going to trend it?
Cho Kyuhyun i'm not. at least we have a place where we can bad-mouth him now.
Park Jungsu Maknae, I'm feeling ashamed of you :|
Shin Donghee likes And that's why Super Junior shouldn't join Facebook.
the end~