Title: Heechul's China Diary
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: HanChul (Hangeng/Heechul), HeeMi (Heechul/Zhou Mi)
Characters: Heechul, Hangeng, Zhou Mi
Genre: Comedy, romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: When Heechul goes to China, he decides to write a diary to keep all his memories from the trip in it.
Heechul's Diary.
Day 2
~in the morning~
Oh my dear diary, I have the most comfortable bed on Earth! It's so comfortable that I even overslept a bit and have to hurry now or I won't make it on time to my schedule. But hey, even if there's the slight lack of time, I just HAD to note this down in here because damn, this bed is really amazing!
~noon~
It's my free time now in between my schedule (gosh, I have to film the whole day today! This SUCKS. Fortunately tomorrow I can do whatever I want ^-^v), so I'll try to quickly write about everything what happened so far.
The filming is harder than I thought, I mean I have starred in a lot of dramas before and of course I know what to do to be perfect in the spotlight - but the crew! The crew is so messed up that I can't even breathe when I think about it.
The director is a real bitch, telling me every second that I'm doing something wrong when I just KNOW that I'm doing everything right! But no, of course she knows better, because she's the director, right? She's using the fact that she's more powerful in this moment than me and that she can order me around like a puppy. That's so not fair! But hey, without me, the actor, she can't do anything so whenever she's being a pain in the butt again, I'm sending her one of my annoyed looks and telling her that I'll quit acting if she doesn't stop interrupting the filming every second. Then she finally shuts her mouth and I feel that in fact I am more powerful than her.
And the cameramen, oh boy... I wonder who had taught them how to film because seriously, I could do a better job using my iPhone than them with this big, amazing cameras. We had to re-film a few scenes thousands of times just because they couldn't get the right angle or so; I had to waste my poor voice and acting talent for shit like this! I got so annoyed that I talked to the producer about those people but he said that we can't do any changes right now because we have to finish the filming this week, so there's no time to look for new cameramen. We have to deal with it and if it requires re-filming the scenes, he doesn't care, we just have to do it.
Who said the life of an idol is exciting?! Bullshit!
After finally finishing the first part of filming I got my free time and went to the buffet to eat something. The buffet was SO much worse than the one in the hotel, they had almost nothing that I would like to eat, so I just took some salad like a freakin' rabbit or so and ate it in silence, wondering if this is what I wished for. And I don't know why I decided to call Hangeng again but I did and the conversation looked like this (I'm not 100% sure though because I can't of course remember exactly everything):
Me: Hey, Hangeng...
Geng: Heechul... I'm sorry about yesterday, I didn't mean to be so rude to you.
Me: @.@ Huh?!
Geng: Yeah, I acted like a stupid bitch, I'm sorry about that, now come to me and I will give you champagne and chocolate and we will make sweet love until your ass can't take it anymore and I love you, Heechul, I love you so much because you're perfect to me and will you please marry me?
Nah, okay, he didn't say this but GOSH how much I wish he did! But anyways, what he actually said for real was quite similar:
Geng: I had a hard day and let my anger out on the wrong person so forgive me. Of course I want to meet you if you're in China, we have to take this opportunity, right?
Me: *_* Yes, yes, Hannie, sure! I have a free day tomorrow, is this ok for you?
Geng: Hm, yeah, I don't have any plans for tomorrow so let's meet. Where?
Me: Maybe you could pick me up from my hotel and then you will take me somewhere to eat the dumplings you promised me?
Geng: Good. Text me the exact address of your hotel and the hour you want to meet later because I have to hang up now. See you, Heechul.
Me: ♥♥ Goodbye, Hannie... ♥♥
!!! I FUCKIN' HAVE A DATE WITH HANGENG TOMORROW !!!
Now I have to go back to the filming but hell knows that nothing can bring me down right now, not even that director-whore and the annoying cameramen because there's still a chance to get my Geng boy back!
~in the evening~
I'm so fuckin' tired I could die. But no, I can't die - I still have a date to go to! Well, luckily I finished my work for today so I can finally relax.
I didn't know that Zhou Mi's such a great actor! Wow, he's almost as good as I am, really. I think he has a hidden talent for acting and after his role in 'Youth Melody' they will for sure give him more chances to show what he is able to do. Working with him is a bless, so much better than dealing with the director and cameramen. By the way, the director seemed to be much nicer this time so I guess her husband gave her nice experience in the bathroom during the break or so. Or maybe she's just a professional when it comes to changing her mood. But the cameramen were, well... just as lame as before.
I kept on forgetting my lines all the time because of Hangeng! All I could think of was: I have a date. I have a date. I have a date. I fuckin' have a date. I fuckin' have a date with the most handsome man on earth. I told Zhou Mi about it but he didn't seem to be satisfied:
Mimi: Are you sure he won't hurt you again, Chullie?
Me: Nah, Zhou Mi, I won't let him hurt me, don't worry. I am old enough to take care of myself.
Mimi: I believe in that but you know, I don't want to see you in the same state I did after your break up....
Me: No, this time I'm much stronger, I'll be fine. And what can happen anyway? ^-^
Mimi: Mhm... But this really IS a date, right?
There he got me. Is it a date?! But I guess it has to be, since Hangeng's inviting me to eat dumplings with him - why else should he do this? No, no, no, it has to be a date, it would be suspicious if it wasn't.
But still... Aish, well, I will know tomorrow, right?
Somebody is knocking on the door.
~late in the night~
Zhou Mi, Zhou Mi, ZHOU MI! I don't know who I should thank for giving me such a great friend. He's such a sweetheart, he visited me once again and invited me out to go to a drink with him. We went to a nearby pub where he ordered malibu for us and of course he didn't let me pay for it. It was the perfect way of spending the evening after an exhausting day - in a relaxing place, drinking amazing alcohol and chatting with such a lovely friend. We started with the typical topic, the filming. I told him how much I hate this evil piece of a director and how sucky the cameramen are and he agreed totally. We spent a few minutes on badmouthing them, using all kinds of swear words we know (both in Korean and Chinese, even a bit English + merde in French and puta in Spanish). It was such a nice thing to do that we quickly finished our drinks and Zhou Mi ordered more malibu for both of us.
Me: Come on, you don't have to do this...
Mimi: You are a guest here so since China is my home, I have to treat you.
Me: ^-^ You're too sweet, Mimi.
Mimi: I know.
I'm a good drinker so the two drinks barely managed to loosen up my mood a bit but Zhou Mi seemed to be in a 'chuckly' mood already. He started giggling like a girl and told me jokes about Super Junior M, how Kyuhyun once had spilled his drink on him and how Ryeowook had tried to kiss Henry when he had gotten drunk but had got rejected because Henry had screamed that he's underage. This reminded me of the times I had kissed some of the members on stage when I had got too excited and how Hangeng had used to be over-jealous because of those times. Ah...
Zhou Mi was about to order the third round of drinks but I calmly held him back, thinking that it might not be a good idea to have a drunken Zhou Mi by my side... Hell knows what the third drink would do to him since he was already so 'cheerful' after two poor drinks. We left the pub, Zhou Mi jumping around and singing 'Super Girl' under his breath, me laughing my ass off observing him. I headed to my hotel, dragging him with me (since it was still quite early) and we entered my room, being in an excellent mood. My companion though was obviously in a TOO excellent mood, probably interpreted my invitation to the hotel in the wrong way and - oh gosh - kissed me right on the lips.
Of course I pushed him away and stared at him in great disbelief.
Me: You just didn't do that, right?
Mimi: @.@ W-what?
Me: Did you really try to make out with me?
Mimi: Oh, Chullie! Of course not! This was just a friendly good night kiss! Bye, bye!
And he left faster than I could react.
Well, this was quite a suspicious thing, especially this sudden hurry of him (I really hoped he would stay a bit longer) but I guess it was because of the drinks. How can two malibus do something like this to a grown-up man? Surprising, yet possible, as it seems. Or maybe he was just over-excited, like me on stage?
Anyways, it was a nice evening nevertheless and Zhou Mi is just too good to be true. Now it's time to go to sleep though, since I'm having the date with Hangeng tomorrow. I need my beauty sleep for that! Or else my skin won't look as milky as it does right now anymore.
~2:30AM~
I can't sleep. I'm too excited.