2 totally strate pirate dudes bonding
tgoblondie is a cool dude cuz he gots "no gay people" and "no gay marriage" listed on his gay interest thing, which, i think, proves he is not only totally straight, but a total pirate dude with farts often coming out of him.
He left this cool comment to me:
Preach on, stick it to the gays and the liberals!
and I replied it with this:
i agree with u tgoblondie!!!
only straight peeple r good becuz they make sense.
they are either attracted to hot babes, who have bloody menstrual fluid leaking out of their HOT holes, or totaly pirate dudes, who have lots of butt hair with peices of dried feces hanging from them.
GAYZ, on the other hand, do not make sense becuz they are either attracted to
totally hot babes (i watch the porn, which proves i'm NOT GAY) or totally buff dudes with tight, muscluar bodies (NASTY!). WTF??!!!
(btw, i'm not gay or anything, but i sure do love to talk and think about gay peeps a lot--NASTY!)
I just wanted to share becuz i thought that was a totally awsome moment between 2 totally straight dudes with poop inside their buttholes (lots of caked up poop in ur butthole proves your heterosexuality--just ask my imaginary girlfriend!).