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1. How tall are you barefoot?
6'5
2. Full Name:
Maximilian Zeus (And yes, that's my real last name.)
3. Do you own a gun?
A few, though I've always been partial to my thunderbolt rod.
4. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be?
I guess I'm willing to accept that anything I haven't wanted to acknowledge in the past just got reinterpreted as part of my...well...let's call it fantasy for lack of a better word.
At the moment, my memories are still somewhat conflicted. However, it is this very discord that first signaled to me the possibility of...psychosis. Happy now, Dr. Crane?
5. How many letters are in your crush's first name?
19
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I'm not a big fan of pig assholes.
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Cranberry juice & Santana champ, cause it's so crisp
9. Do you do push-ups?
I prefer cardio
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
In the 80s
11. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
I'll just leave this one blank, shall I.
12. Do you like the rain?
Not especially. I have expensive tastes, you see, and can become quite the diva if my shoes get wet.
13. Are you sweet?
One lump or two?
14. What is your favorite riddle?
What does man love more than life, Fear more than death or mortal strife, What the poor have, the rich require, And what contented men desire, What misers spend, and spendthrifts save, And all men carry to the grave?
15. Do you have A.D.D?
No
16. Full Initials:
MZ
17. Name 4 thoughts at this exact moment.
Moirai Moirai Moirai
Mr. Lawton's head in a blender
Hundred-Armed Giants
Should I have kept the beard?
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought in the past week.
Vicodin, some ice cream, and a blender
20. What time did you wake up today?
I've been awake for 3 days straight, hence the above purchases.
21. Can you spell?
Is this questionnaire a bitch?
22. Current worry?
I'm just coming to grips with my own mortality. What do you think?
23. Current hate?
Oh, you'll see.
24. Favorite place to be?
A place I'll never be again...
25. Least favorite place to be?
See #4
26. Where would you like to go right now?
The casino, which I haven't seen in about a month.
27. Do you own slippers?
Have you people met me?
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
If you had asked me that one a few days ago, I might have said, atop an imposing eagle, circling what's left of an army of unbelievers.
29. Do you burn or tan?
Neither.
30. Yellow or blue.
Yellow
31 Would you be a pirate?
I'd rather be a knight, or a ninja.
32. Last time your phone rang?
A few hours ago when Alejandra called to tell me that the boys "may have misplaced" a third of my most recent shipment.
33. What song do you sing in the shower?
ROCK THE CASBAH by The Clash
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
My father...I mean...I don't recall.
35. What's in your pockets right now?
Petra Němcová's phone number
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Someone sent me a message earlier with a picture of a bony white deliciously muscular ass and the words eat this asshole. I'm pretty sure who it was.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
I don't remember.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
The past several years of my life, I suppose.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
This many...
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
It's doubtful...
44. Do you wish on stars?
Astraios hardly exceeds...I mean...shit!
Sorry. It's a hard habit to break.
45. What is your favorite book?
Of Mice & Men
46. What song did you last hear?
Something by Scott Walker
47. When were you last kissed?
About a month ago...by a very demented clown.
48. What is your favorite cereal?
Frankenberry
49. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Shaving
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Like I said, I haven't slept.
6'5
2. Full Name:
Maximilian Zeus (And yes, that's my real last name.)
3. Do you own a gun?
A few, though I've always been partial to my thunderbolt rod.
4. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be?
I guess I'm willing to accept that anything I haven't wanted to acknowledge in the past just got reinterpreted as part of my...well...let's call it fantasy for lack of a better word.
At the moment, my memories are still somewhat conflicted. However, it is this very discord that first signaled to me the possibility of...psychosis. Happy now, Dr. Crane?
5. How many letters are in your crush's first name?
19
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I'm not a big fan of pig assholes.
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Click to view8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Cranberry juice & Santana champ, cause it's so crisp
9. Do you do push-ups?
I prefer cardio
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
In the 80s
11. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
I'll just leave this one blank, shall I.
12. Do you like the rain?
Not especially. I have expensive tastes, you see, and can become quite the diva if my shoes get wet.
13. Are you sweet?
One lump or two?
14. What is your favorite riddle?
What does man love more than life, Fear more than death or mortal strife, What the poor have, the rich require, And what contented men desire, What misers spend, and spendthrifts save, And all men carry to the grave?
15. Do you have A.D.D?
No
16. Full Initials:
MZ
17. Name 4 thoughts at this exact moment.
Moirai Moirai Moirai
Mr. Lawton's head in a blender
Hundred-Armed Giants
Should I have kept the beard?
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought in the past week.
Vicodin, some ice cream, and a blender
20. What time did you wake up today?
I've been awake for 3 days straight, hence the above purchases.
21. Can you spell?
Is this questionnaire a bitch?
22. Current worry?
I'm just coming to grips with my own mortality. What do you think?
23. Current hate?
Oh, you'll see.
24. Favorite place to be?
A place I'll never be again...
25. Least favorite place to be?
See #4
26. Where would you like to go right now?
The casino, which I haven't seen in about a month.
27. Do you own slippers?
Have you people met me?
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
If you had asked me that one a few days ago, I might have said, atop an imposing eagle, circling what's left of an army of unbelievers.
29. Do you burn or tan?
Neither.
30. Yellow or blue.
Yellow
31 Would you be a pirate?
I'd rather be a knight, or a ninja.
32. Last time your phone rang?
A few hours ago when Alejandra called to tell me that the boys "may have misplaced" a third of my most recent shipment.
33. What song do you sing in the shower?
ROCK THE CASBAH by The Clash
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
My father...I mean...I don't recall.
35. What's in your pockets right now?
Petra Němcová's phone number
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Someone sent me a message earlier with a picture of a bony white deliciously muscular ass and the words eat this asshole. I'm pretty sure who it was.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
I don't remember.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
The past several years of my life, I suppose.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
This many...
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
It's doubtful...
44. Do you wish on stars?
Astraios hardly exceeds...I mean...shit!
Sorry. It's a hard habit to break.
45. What is your favorite book?
Of Mice & Men
46. What song did you last hear?
Something by Scott Walker
47. When were you last kissed?
About a month ago...by a very demented clown.
48. What is your favorite cereal?
Frankenberry
49. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Shaving
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Like I said, I haven't slept.