Update-Opolis

[maxie_zeus]

We now have double beds in private areas located at opposite ends of the casino, both decked out in thousand-count Egyptian cotton sheets, threaded with 22 carat gold. Yes, that's right. Gold. Actually woven into the fabric.

But that's not even the best part.

Check the headboards...

Comments

[mr_nygma]

I...wha...huh?

[maxie_zeus]

Yes?

[mr_nygma]

You're aware of how skeevy that is, right?

[ace_0f_knaves]

And that's bad how?

[mr_nygma]

Sexually transmitted diseases are typically to be avoided. How can you expect returning customers once word gets out that anyone who visits Crackopolis is guaranteed to catch something?

[ace_0f_knaves]

And why do you assume everyone coming in is rife with VD?

[mr_nygma]

What kind of clientele do you expect to visit an establishment called Crackopolis?

[maxie_zeus]

Hot and horny 20-somethings looking to blow mommy and daddy's money?

Most casinos aggressively target the old and crumbly. We're going with a new marketing direction.

[mr_nygma]

"Old and crumbly" is perhaps the most awful mental image ever.

[maxie_zeus]

[mr_nygma]

Speaking of which, whatever happened to those days? You know how much I love wearing classy hats and carrying pimp canes.

[maxie_zeus]

Oh, I prefer a good fedora these days. Never could part with my cane though.

[ace_0f_knaves]

I've already been over this with Roulette. Crackopolis is going to be an attraction to the clubbing trust fund kids of Los Angeles. Why on earth do you think we would allow diseased riff raff inside.

In before you calling me diseased riff raff. I'm far from diseased, Diddles. With all of the chemicals pumping in my system, nothing stands a chance of taking root and spreading.

[mr_nygma]

You're dreadfully out of touch with the youth of today. Every goddamn single last motherfucker has diseases coming out the wazoo. Ever heard of gonaherpasyphilitis?

[ace_0f_knaves]

No, but I'm sure you'd know more about it than I would.

[mr_nygma]

Only because I make knowledge my business.