Update-Opolis

[maxie_zeus]

We now have double beds in private areas located at opposite ends of the casino, both decked out in thousand-count Egyptian cotton sheets, threaded with 22 carat gold. Yes, that's right. Gold. Actually woven into the fabric.

But that's not even the best part.

Check the headboards...

Comments

[but_fearitself]

Gold in the sheets? Lord.

So... how're y'all planning on getting the jizz stains out? Because I wouldn't exactly advise leaving gold-threaded sheets at a dry cleaners in LA.

[maxie_zeus]

Oh please, Jon. It's a game. People aren't actually going to be screwing.

[ace_0f_knaves]

We're not??

[maxie_zeus]

Well, we did pay for the beds, after all.

[but_fearitself]

That don't mean nobody's going to cream on your sheets, Zeusie. I'm just saying you should prepare for the eventuality.

[maxie_zeus]

Perhaps. But that's what security cameras are for.

[ace_0f_knaves]

It's not like we can't afford to buy new ones.