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[maxdwolf]

Leaving in 90 minutes. No time for proper post. Still have to finish filling out postcards and hope to get photo from the cleanest, nicest, most professional smut shop in the world if time allows. Highlights; Penn & Teller rock; It is possible to make chocolate mousse too thick; Shrek 2 is funny; Porn is the same everywhere; The sushi here is the best I've ever had; Red Rock Canyon rocks; Relatives are best experienced in small doses. There are free pamphlets in boxes on every street corner advertising private dancers that will come to your room. These ads lie not only about the service (they're hookers! *gasp*) but even about the ethnicity of who will arrive at your door. Dispatcher for at least one of these agencies also sucks. There is a funny story about how I know this, and I'm not telling it.

Ok, I came, I saw, I sinned. Can I just read my books now?