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23:57 Only in a movie does your mom tell you to fight for your pehla pyaar, in real it is sit home or have broken legs! #IHLS #
00:06 If you want a girl to fall for you, try to make her J by cavorting with a hottie. Then become the ultimate tyaagi & give up #IHLS #
00:21 You know what, after this even Cupid will hate louw stories! #IHLS #
00:23 It's actually my fault, I paid to watch a movie with typos in the title! What more can you expect #IHLS #
00:31 How can you have a low story without red roses & an airport scene? #IHLS doesn't disappoint in that regard #
00:34 I genuinely feel bad for sonam, she had to do all songs barefooted to adjust with shorty imran! #IHLS #
00:40 #IHLS: same old cliched shit packaged differently, tries to laugh at itself by poking at prev dharma prods. Utter snoozefest & unwitty lines #
00:53 #IHLS: gorgeous sonam, bad lines, horrendous plot, slow paced & ridden with cliches. Kindly avoid for health reasons, 4/10 #
10:08 Damn these vuvuzelas where are those AR-GEN-TINA chants? I guess even the players are scarred by the mental image of a naked Maradona! #
10:20 Well, one of the Boateng brothers is already on his way back home. Shouldn't the other get the signal and do the same? #
10:32 Ok chennai boys, where can I get one duplicate black german jersey? This is super exhilarating! #
10:46 Ha now #GER are making a joke of this WC, making it seem like ManU vs Mohun Bagan! #
10:52 This will make a super kyuss konneckt koschin messi-Kaka-Rooney and the 2010WC! #HaakThoo #
14:06 #BleddyShowoff RT @gradwolf: @AaruC If you have the latest Samsung television, there is an equalizer setting to silence the vuvuzela din #
14:19 #ESP deserve a place in the last 4 only if they beat #PAR 2-0, that goal was defn not off-side #TayyabAliPyaarKaDushmanHaayHaay #
14:47 Ha now penalty on either end! #WhatayComedy #
14:50 #womygaadganesha the soccer gods have a wicked sense of humor! #
14:57 Whoa! The only time when 2 penalties were saved in a WC games was in a #ARG / #MEX 1930 game! #
14:59 CardMasterR9 is in full form today, 5 yellows handed out so far #MithunDa #
15:12 That last goal had #ESP running from pillar to post! SOO I guess its done & dusted now. Can I haz my ice-cream? #
15:27 #sashtaangaNamaskar RT @rameshsrivats: Germany, Uruguay, Netherlands & Spain. So the Big G.U.N.S. have made it to the semis. #worldcup #
15:39 this is the grandmother of own goals youtu.be/CCGyn6s0eUg #
15:59 Ok this is what I was searching for initially, (ref making the kicker retake penalty) X loop youtu.be/4F8e6mq3yqs #
16:25 NREGA scheme, haha killer! RT @techrsr: Hahahaha: goo.gl/f2NT courtesy @tantanoo #