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06:48 We mastered the art of parrot predictions years ago & now #GER turns to an octopus bit.ly/aX5ZoA #KiliJosiyam FTW #
06:52 Ingenious! RT @beastoftraal: So, that's a phone stand now? Kab se? (NSFW) bit.ly/9IkPYo #
06:59 Crispy & crunchy! #womygaadganesha RT @FattyBolger: EPIC RT @dharmeshG: Whatay bio! R - E - S - P - E - C - T bit.ly/d2JQ53 #
07:34 Dear Federer, I'm not your fan but kindly don't lose to Berdych. Your retarded fanboys will take down tyutter with score updates and WTFs #
07:35 #GounderFlassafy RT @sidin: Spotted on tight t-shirt worn by young man near Statesman House y'day: "Show me you are tits." #profound #
07:51 I don't think Federer has dropped so many sets in any grandslam event before! #FedererPlsDontLoseAndKillTwitter #
10:02 Ha Federer, what did I tell you! bit.ly/9iBmKp #MaxdavinciIsLKM #
11:24 I am hearing a lot bout this Mayanti female presenting the WC, we unfortunate folks in the MPTZ have to put up with 'chutiya Lalas' on ESPN #
13:11 cc: @idlingintopgear RT: @cgawker: Also, #whitecollarmahipal RT @sidvee: @spymaami But you are a hot bulb #TweetLikeSpymaami #
13:19 Brazillian model who can barely spk hindi, lists meena kumari as fav actor! bit.ly/dCO9YS #LiarLiarGownOnFire #
13:23 #ShreeMarutiHerbal RT: @venkatananth: RT @amoghranadive: #kvlt-ness ki dukaan. twitpic.com/21ahlf #
16:33 Shakeela FTW RT: @kartographer: Center of the Universe. RT @madhuri567 South India is the world's center of gravity? bit.ly/d2c49s #